Description: Pizza makes anything possible. Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right. I want pizza with my face on it. Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around. The closest thing i use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from Any pizza can be personal if you cry while eating it. I love pizza. i want to marry it but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. I just want to be in my sweats. There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.
Description: Either you are on your iphone, or samsung, or google, or android phone. You make a post on your social media like instagram, twitter, facebook or snapchat. And you go and like your own post. It makes no sense. Its not funny, its quite sad. A cat liking its own private parts. Disgusting isnt it?
Description: You got that summer feeling. A nice sweet refreshing ice cream or popsicle. Your shades/sunglasses and a nice swimming pool. You dont need no party. No need of hashtags. No Instagram and influence rs. Just you chilling and enjoying a summer. Yeah its a cat chilling in water. And the cat is as cool as you ever will be.
Description: If milky way the galaxy not the chocolate was actually a brand of milk. Everyday milk from out beloved cows producing it. And whats best than the company name itself The big bang milk company. All the stars, planets, solar systems all in one box full of dark matter. This is a space galaxy milk parody like no other.
