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Cat takes revenge on Trump

Nasty Woman. Bites back.

In hommage to our 'beloved leader' of the free world.

Global warming getting you hot under the collar? Why not enjoy a refreshing, bear ice-cream? Now in 3 yummy flavours.

Our beautiful Japanese Watercolour Girl.

You know what's hip? Not giving a shit and being fed up with everything. Thus, I present to you the UGH, STOP shirt.

1. Hear stupid comment. 2. Raise hand to face. 3. Apply with force. 4. Lose faith in humanity.

What else fills you with existential dread like complex maths problems? Just imagine how the textbooks must feel

Having trouble picking a side? tean cap. or Team Iron man? Why can't we all be friends?....super friends.

Don't you hate it when old friends move on? Guilt them with this spiffy tee, old fashioned, just like you.

If only I had some spare space to store some of these cherished memories, ah well.

Nice Pair. Love those pears!

'What a convenient world we live it where you can tap that and go. Portable and easy.

Sometimes, you have to be the change you want to see in the virtual world.

Let the world know just how average you feel today! Solid 5/10

Sometimes, life as a yellow submarine isn't so great. You feel sunk. You're just DOWN all the time. It can feel like you're at the bottom of the ocean. We've all been there - now get the souvenir tee

Did you know that frogs, though amphibians, are just like you? It's because, inside every frog is a socially maladjusted introvert, screaming at a stupid world. That's why they're always telling everyone to croak

Sometimes you gotta let people know beneath your dry, sarcastic, husk of an exterior, beats the pure heart of a happy optimist.

We all have that one (or twelve) pair of jeans with the wallet marks, the blown out crotch or the coffee stain on the thigh. We treat our jeans pretty badly sometimes. But how do our jeans feel about it?

Swooping in to save your Day, it's your friendly neighbourhood Calculator! Saviour of split bills and last-minute tax forms.

Sometimes, when your friend's joke falls flat, or they didn't stick the landing; someone needs to be there to high-five them back to full confidence. Keep those High's answered, and those Five's crisp. You're doing good work, soldier.

A highly contagious, modern-day malaise, characterized by a complete lack of respect for facts, shared values and common decency.

Australian Word of the Year in 2017: MILKSHAKE DUCK A milkshake duck is a seemingly innocent individual or thing that is initially embraced and beloved by the internet's mass audience, only to be brought crashing down when further investigation reveals them to possess a fatal flaw. The term was coined in June 2016 by Australian cartoonist Ben Ward, who tweeted the following sketch from his Twitter account @pixelatedboat: "The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist."

The latest in Bin Chicken technology from Applecore Easymac. Get that great sense of disappointment in your city and the life you lead every time you use your new iBis.

CARE URGENTLY PEOPLE!!!!

Hairy Harry Harry doesn't believe in shaving. Or, really anything that involves soap, mirrors or any shred of care for personal hygiene. Pick him up on a shirt and embrace the inner filthy, disgusting beast.

A classic.

Everybody's favourite Austrian farmboy turned Governator of Caliboria. Wear this shirt of Arnie quotes and Krum will laugh at anybody who tries not to love it.