Cat & Fox

Description: You might not be a wall of muscle, covered in hair, or over 6 feet tall, but maybe by imitating Pigfoot's fashion you can feel like it.

Description: Destroying cities is just fine, as long as you're doing it with both manners and style. Monocles help, too.

Description: She's cute, she's cuddly, and she'll gore your eyes out if you say she's "just confused."

Description: All Mr. Slice Guy associates must wear Mr. Slice Guy merchandise while on the clock. (Non-associates can wear it too, just don't be surprised if someone asks you to make them a pizza.)

Description: Dodging bees takes skill, and wearing this design may or may not increase that skill.

Description: The cutest, wobbliest, gelatin-based videogame protagonist comes right at your face in real-life merchandise!

Description: Are you asexual? Are you aromantic? Are you a literal lion? Then you should wear this shirt! Also, if you're a literal lion, please send photos.

Description: By wearing this shirt, you affirm to the outside world that you in no way, shape, or form, admit to being a part of the Illuminati. Definitely. For sure.