childofthecorn

Description: The most frustrating thing about being a Belgian owner is nobody can pronounce the names.

Description: That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But that's a slippery slope. You're only in my head. We have to remember that.

Description: German Shepherds are one of the noblest breeds

Description: For the GSD lover and/or children in your life.

Description: Are you a Devil's Reject? Here's your uniform

Description: The OG creepy clown movie!

Description: Would you want him to make you a balloon animal? Not me!

Description: In America we have the right to bear arms. Or is it bare arms? Arm bears? Whatever. It's our right.

Description: Idioms are hard, and piranhas are cool

Description: Idioms are hard, but piranhas are cool.

Description: The man of many personalities and powers

Description: Nothing makes me bleed stimpacks like these jerks

Description: But not those kind! A gorgeous hairless dog in a box? Yes, please!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Who's the goodest boy in the 2020 election? I think we all know the answer.

Description: The Chow is one of the oldest breeds of dog

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: And stick to the road... Ooops!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Two popular pets from the Canary Islands

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: And maybe you've heard of the angry boy who is free as a bird. Are you looking at him? Because he's LOOKING AT YOU.

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Goodbye, little Chow. Safe travels!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: How many Malinois owners have people walk up to compliment the lovely "Mal-Annoy" or "Mal-a-Noise"? The answer is all of us.

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Like rainbows? Like skulls? Boom.

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: While the Elder Gods wait dreaming at the house at R'lyeh, somebody needs to keep watch.

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Help the Sofa King bring his uplifting messages everywhere! He has them for you and the people in the vicinity. He cares!

Description: Staffords are one of Englands finest breeds!