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If you're sleepy and you know it, stay in bed.

I want cookies.

This is for all those awkward robots..err people who are unable to flail their limbs in a socially acceptable fashion. We lack the basic programming for dancing and it's better that you know it beforehand.

I donut want to be here.

Why stay woke when you can stay in bed?

If you want to be an ally to good, you gotta eat your rice.

Comparing heart sizes from two points in time.

Not only are cats funny, loving companions, they also make better office workers. Buy one today, empower him with life skills and get him a job. Then you will be free to pursue your true passions; napping and licking yourself all day.

I'm friendlier than I probably look right now.

Anyone who has ever been around children know how to use the quiet game to their benefit, and anyone who relishes in silence very much appreciates it.

I'd be an awesome superhero if I didn't hate people so much. When you realize you have all the traits to be a great superhero, but none of the desire to save people. Great gift for your geeky introverted comic book reader brother, sister, roommate, friend.

A danger sign to warn others about your dangerous awkwardness. Great for socially awkward people, introverts, loners, and anyone who is gravely aware of their quirkiness.