Creatively Torn

Description: Wake up every morning wondering...

Description: [enter pun about bats/sucking your blood here]

Description: Let’s get real people, snow is dangerous! It is [insert current year] now, why do we still have snow? Nobody has any need for a blizzard. We need #snowcontrolnow!

Description: Humanity seems so great until you realize it is made up of humans.

Description: Be A CMYK in the streets and an RGB in the sheets.

Description: Donuts, y'all.

Description: We all scream for ice cream.

Description: I'm dreaming of a green, warm, sunny Christmas.

Description: The perfect shirt to drop some cheese or sauce on.

Description: Make sure you don't offend anybody this holiday season. Merry or Happy Generic Secular Inclusive Gender-Neutral Non-Fat Gluten Free Multicultural Vegan Non-Offensive Day or Morning or Night of Celebration or Non-Celebration!

Description: A traditional Christmas motif for those looking to spread some holiday cheer. Merry Christmas!

Description: Family is great, remember the reason for the season, it's better to give than to receive, blah blah blah. But let's just get to the point, shall we?

Description: Although I do believe that smiling can have a profound impact on your mood and interaction with the world, and that smiling at someone can instantly brighten their mood, sometimes you just don't have it in you. Sometimes you are the person whose mood needs brightened.

Description: Peanut butter is the new black; it goes with everything.

Description: If you're sleepy and you know it, stay in bed.

Description: Saturday mornings were made for reading.

Description: I want cookies.

Description: I hear in Heaven, there are rivers of icy cold chocolate milk. A delicious design that's perfect for anyone who is a chocolate fiend. Makes a great gift for a son or daughter, cousin, niece, nephew, or for friends.

Description: I put my hope in pixels.

Description: Summers = Bonfires

Description: Don't be ashamed of getting lost in your mind, I'm sure it's more interesting than what's going on outside of it.

Description: Is it football season yet?

Description: Once a quiet kid, always a quiet kid.

Description: Cats rule, dogs drool!

Description: This is for all those awkward robots..err people who are unable to flail their limbs in a socially acceptable fashion. We lack the basic programming for dancing and it's better that you know it beforehand.

Description: I donut want to be here.

Description: Why stay woke when you can stay in bed?

Description: Ya gotta wear shades.

Description: Feel free to feel the wonder of the Almighty God upon your breath as you breathe, and your footsteps as you walk.

Description: This shirt is designed by introverts and made for introverts. Whether you're a loner, you're shy, or just in an anti-social mood. Sometimes talking is painful. Show your extroverted friends and strangers that you don't want to talk and that they can go away. This funny t-shirt is sure to get worn very often by any quiet introvert

Description: If you want to be an ally to good, you gotta eat your rice.

Description: Comparing heart sizes from two points in time.

Description: Cat lovers and your artsy feline friends will purr for this simple kitty face.

Description: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want." -Psalms 23:1

Description: Not only are cats funny, loving companions, they also make better office workers. Buy one today, empower him with life skills and get him a job. Then you will be free to pursue your true passions; napping and licking yourself all day.

Description: Anyone who has experienced social anxiety can empathize with the terrible feelings that come with it.