CosmicStorme

Description: A REAL FRIEND WILL HELP YOU GET RID OF THE BODY I'M A REAL FRIEND

Description: BRO, I'M STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME

Description: Instant Nurse Just Add Coffee

Description: I'M FLUENT IN MEOW AND SARCASM

Description: OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF SOMETIMES I NEED EXPERT ADVICE

Description: LESS THINKY MORE DRINKY

Description: THE STEAKS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER

Description: I'M INTO FITNESS FIT'NESS FISH IN MY FREEZER

Description: YOU'RE NOT OLD, YOU'RE RIPE

Description: MOM LIFE BROKE and BOUGIE

Description: VITAL SIGNS ARE STABLE. I AM NOT.

Description: SUPPORT LOCAL CRYPTIDS

Description: YOU'RE IN A CULT CALL YOUR DAD!

Description: I AM AGING LIKE A FINE BANANA

Description: HAPPINESS IS A GOOD WOMAN OR A BAD WOMAN DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH HAPPINESS YOU CAN TARE

Description: sick of these Cells!

Description: DON'T LEAVE ANY BEER OUT IT WILL ATTRACT HUMANS!

Description: BABE WITH AM MOBILITY AID

Description: I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY FOR YOU TODAY

Description: I LIKE TO BE ON TOP

Description: I DIDN'T GLOW UP... I GOT BEAMED UP.

Description: YEEHAW AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

Description: Let Moms BE HOT

Description: ONE FART AWAY FROM HAPPINESS

Description: HOTTER THAN HELL COOLER THAN YOU

Description: LIVE LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE

Description: DISCLAIMER: I'M NOT FOR THE WEAK

Description: HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE LIFTING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU SKIP LEGS

Description: Band MOM ALL DAY EVERY DAY

Description: SANTA'S #1 GOLFER

Description: Stop Staring at my Package

Description: WHEN I WAS A KID No Wait I Still Do That

Description: IF STANDING UP FOR MYSELF BURNS BRIDGES. I HAVE MATCHES. WE RIDE AT DAWN.

Description: Be Nice Or leave!

Description: PROFESSIONAL CROP DUSTER -SILENT BUT DEADLY -

Description: Warm Wishes