Pat Robertson said feminism "is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” Sure, it sounds profoundly stupid, but it doesn't even rank on the 10 stupidest things Pat Robertson has ever said.
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