CrazyCreature

Description: So many letters . . .what do they all mean???

Description: That resort is beautiful, I'm going to cry...the trees are weeping, so I should be weeping too...wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Description: If you like heavy metal, then you like this shirt! I own an actual hawkblade, and let me tell you, what a versatile tool. Not only can you build houses and make sandwiches with this amazing tool, but also if you use it for hunting you can split your prey clean in half in one effortless swoop! Great tool, great for families, great shirt!

Description: The best way to spread holiday cheer is to wear this ugly holiday sweater with no fear!

Description: This locomotive is steaming straight out of hell! Time to Rage!

Description: Mo money mo problems? Try having mo moustache and watch your world turn upside-down.

Description: There's no time to waste Jesse! Just cook it.

Description: You tell em' Castiel!

Description: I always thought algebra was a math class! It's actually a type of bra! Wow! Study the FOIL method and you and your boobs might just get a good grade!

Description: There's no case Bert Macklin can't crack!

Description: Holy crap! Look at all those bass turds! Oh no! I said bastards...I'm going to hell!

Description: This wolf is ready to party! Ahhhhhhhrrrrrrroooooooooooooooo!

Description: If it's meant to be, the cement will dry quickly as the bag proposed and it will smell amazing.

Description: Whether you're a real fun guy or a real fungi, it may be a deal-breaker on your first date!

Description: Go fuck yourself San Diego! Stay classy

Description: I bet that baby smells really nice. Let me sniff your child.

Description: Let's sing a song togetherrrrrrrr

Description: Instead of saying yes to the dress, let's say yes to the mess! Most weddings are a sham anyway, and the dresses are no better than this shirt. Also, all those shows about wedding stuff suck! I just read an article on msn today and the writer claimed that all men secretly like those shows anyway, so they should watch it with their significant other...I highly disagree and am living proof of a man that strongly dislikes those shows. All of the wedding shows are a total waste of time. I would rather engage in pointless activities...such as counting the amount of noodles in a box of spaghetti, than watch that nonsense.

Description: we all move like gifs

Description: Heisenberg, Heisenberg, knockin' at your door If he's a knockin', you're in danger so much more

Description: Heyyyyy urrrrrr beeeeauutiful

Description: Cheers!

Description: Crayfish is so cray cray....the most cray of all!

Description: Time to unleash the Penszilla and wreak havoc in the playoffs!

Description: My selfies are just burnin' up! They are way hotter than yours, or anyone elses...how about that! My selfies are just amazing. I look GOOD

Description: home sweet home I love soyoco

Description: Where the Fridge??? Direct me to the nearest fridge immediately

Description: The gate is open!

Description: You tell em' Castiel!

Description: Zombie infestation? Just call Daryl for total zombie obliteration!

Description: This tee definitely symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

Description: Don't mind the blood stains, or the open wounds I have...I swear I most definitely wasn't bitten by a zombie!

Description: Mr. Reese where are you? Harry and the machine are worried! Come home this instant!