Description: If you like heavy metal, then you like this shirt! I own an actual hawkblade, and let me tell you, what a versatile tool. Not only can you build houses and make sandwiches with this amazing tool, but also if you use it for hunting you can split your prey clean in half in one effortless swoop! Great tool, great for families, great shirt!
Description: I'm really looking forward to being a teenage mom! The future looks so bright! I'm such an adult! I can't wait to show my baby off on facebook so everyone knows I'm capable of reproducing...then I'm going to get into porn and show my daughter later in life how she was conceived! I have strong morals.
Description: Instead of saying yes to the dress, let's say yes to the mess! Most weddings are a sham anyway, and the dresses are no better than this shirt. Also, all those shows about wedding stuff suck! I just read an article on msn today and the writer claimed that all men secretly like those shows anyway, so they should watch it with their significant other...I highly disagree and am living proof of a man that strongly dislikes those shows. All of the wedding shows are a total waste of time. I would rather engage in pointless activities...such as counting the amount of noodles in a box of spaghetti, than watch that nonsense.
