DavesTees

Description: Super Bacon

Description: Fantasy Football King

Description: Badger Badger Mushroom Snake

Description: Cinnamon Role Model

Description: vote me for president

Description: death metal unicorn!\m/

Description: Lost Wages in Las Vegas

Description: Red Neck White Trash Blue Collar Patriot

Description: The Geek is Strong in This One

Description: Uh oh! Beware! Here comes the grammar police!

Description: Drunkin Grownups

Description: Have a bunny for a pet?

Description: The wurst... pun.

Description: From outta nowhere!

Description: Rebel Sum

Description: Glamour Buns

Description: I've Got A Bad Feeling About This

Description: T-Rex Small Arms Dealer

Description: Be proud of your sassy side.

Description: For the mermaid in your life.

Description: Mermaid Off Duty

Description: Mermaid Off Duty in red text.

Description: The Unicorn hates you. So do I.

Description: Look up in the sky... money!

Description: I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!

Description: Tis the season for bah hum bug.

Description: Blessed

Description: I'm a Cat Person. Like, literally.

Description: Cereal Killer

Description: We all that one guy who thinks he is a chick magnet!

Description: Something wrong on the farm.

Description: Sofa King Cool

Description: OMG WTF!

Description: Sports gone wrong.

Description: Vampires suck. For real.