Dertyboi

Description: bad choices make good stories

Description: not friendly, don't touch

Description: bleacher creature

Description: bitches are people too

Description: Today is slap an idiot day, Im gonna be busy

Description: Lick the salt swallow the tequila and suck the lime

Description: I dont know I dont care and IDGAF

Description: and this is why i wanted to stay home

Description: she is strong

Description: Alzheimer's Awareness

Description: Dating today be like

Description: Book Nerd

Description: Go F*ck Yourself, would you like to buy a vowel

Description: Of course I talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice

Description: F*ck Cancer

Description: I have a dig bick, you read that wrong

Description: textually active

Description: Save a tree eat a beaver

Description: I may look calm but, in my head, i've pecked you 3 times

Description: My alone time is for everyones safety

Description: Thrift Queen

Description: sometimes you just have to kick a B*tch in the cooter

Description: you had me at thrifting

Description: All the Pretty Girls Walk like This

Description: Summoning a F*ck to Give

Description: One nation under God

Description: Sorry for what my face said

Description: Sorry for what my face said

Description: Kinda Boujee Kinda Broke

Description: Momma Goose needs Coffee

Description: Nurse Easter Design

Description: Softball Mom Design

Description: I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today

Description: Im not Bossy Dog Print

Description: B*tchcraft the art of P*ssing People off and Smiling Sweetly

Description: Oh honey I am that Mom