Designed For Flight

Description: Why smell like spice when you can smell like Cthulhu? This tee features a funny cologne label for fragrance le Old One. So join the cult and become one with the mythos. Show your support for our favorite winged demon-monster and praise the Old One!

Description: A popular anti-science conspiracy theory among the science-illiterate, Chemtrails are said to be chemicals sprayed by the government for...reasons. Among pilots and those in then know, it's became a bit of an aviation joke. So join Team Chemtrail today!

Description: Do you like jokes? Do you love blue-footed boobies? If so, this cute and funny tee is for you! Shirt features a blue-footed boobie, a bird native to central and south America as well as the Galapagos Islands.

Description: Recommended by 9 out of every 10 Cultists (one lost his sanity), this design features vintage soda pop advertising inspired graphics for Cthulhu Cola, The Cultists Choice! R'yleh without it!