Victor Shadehorn

Description: This powerful “Rats Get Fat While Brave Men Die” design features a vicious rat perched atop a weathered skull, illustrated in bold vintage tattoo style. A striking statement on corruption, sacrifice, and rebellion, it’s perfect for those who stand against injustice and wear their convictions with grit. Ideal for punk rockers, veterans, and free thinkers with an edge.

Description: This hilarious “Beer Me!” design features a vintage-styled bald eagle swooping in with a frothy can of beer in its talons—because nothing says freedom like cold brews and fierce birds. Perfect for parties, BBQs, or patriotic celebrations, this tee is ideal for beer lovers, bar crawlers, and anyone who likes their wildlife with a side of lager and liberty.

Description: This mystical “So It Seems” design features an ouroboros-style serpent devouring its tail, encircling a cryptic phrase and surrounded by subtle stars. Perfect for lovers of esoteric symbolism, philosophical musings, and occult aesthetics, this design captures timeless mystery and cosmic curiosity. Great for spiritual thinkers, dark art fans, or anyone who appreciates cryptic design with bite.

Description: This “Lee Ho Fooks” tee is a hilarious homage to a legendary lyric, featuring a howling werewolf clutching Chinese takeout under a full moon. Styled like a vintage restaurant menu from Soho, London, it’s perfect for fans of retro music references, werewolf humor, and beef chow mein with a side of pop culture. Great for monster lovers, foodies, and anyone who enjoys a clever bite of nostalgia.

Description: This joyful “I Have to Get Sillier” tee features an adorable frog strumming a banjo with chaotic good energy. Perfect for lovers of wholesome mischief, amphibian antics, and quirky animal humor. Whether you’re a banjo enthusiast, frog fan, or just embracing your sillier side, this shirt brings the good vibes and even better tunes.

Description: Show the trolls who's boss with this epic Troll Slayer design! Packed with gleaming swords, polyhedral dice, lightning bolts, and blood-splattered style, this shirt is perfect for tabletop gamers, D&D adventurers, and dungeon masters with a sense of humor. Whether you're in the middle of a campaign or just leveling up your wardrobe, this tee screams critical hit.

Description: This enchanting winter design features a cheerful orange fox sitting beneath a crescent moon, surrounded by falling snow, snowflakes, holly, and bare forest trees. Perfect for animal lovers, holiday dreamers, and fans of woodland whimsy, this tee brings a warm, peaceful vibe to the chilly season. Great for winter outings, Christmas coziness, or nature-inspired gifting.

Description: Celebrate the season with hooks, lines, and holiday cheer in this Merry Fishmas shirt! Featuring Santa reeling in a big catch from a boat, this festive design is perfect for anglers who love the holidays as much as they love the lake. Great for fisherman dads, outdoorsy gift-givers, and anyone who says ho-ho-ho between casts.

Description: This bold “Disappointments – All of You” tee features a divinely unimpressed figure lowering sunglasses to throw major shade. Perfect for fans of sarcastic religious humor, meme-style divine judgment, or anyone who loves holy wit with a side of savage. Great for gifting to your most sinful friends—or just rocking your spiritual sass in style.

Description: Bring a wink and a smirk to your holiday parties with this cheeky “I Can Suck the Stripes Off a Candy Cane” tee! Featuring a retro pinup-style Santa girl with bold vintage flair, this design is perfect for lovers of playful adult humor and classic holiday style. Whether you're gifting it or wearing it with sass, this tee delivers naughty-and-nice vibes in equal measure.

Description: Celebrate sunshine and stories in style with this charming Book Girl Summer tee. Featuring a vintage-inspired woman lounging in a beach chair with her book and drink in hand, this design is perfect for bookworms who love a classic, sun-soaked aesthetic. Ideal for readers, beachgoers, and stylish bibliophiles who live for long chapters and longer summer days.

Description: Soak up sun and stories in this charming Book Girl Summer tee! Featuring a retro beach babe lounging with a good book and a cocktail in hand, this design is perfect for literary lovers who prefer flip-flops and fiction. Whether you're hitting the beach or the backyard, this shirt is made for readers with style, sass, and serious summer vibes.

Description: Deliver the perfect dose of vintage sarcasm with this bold “Everyone Is Entitled to Be Stupid – But You Abuse the Privilege” tee. Featuring a retro-styled smiling man and classic midcentury art, it’s ideal for lovers of sharp wit, vintage humor, and unapologetically snarky style. A great gift for the office smart aleck or anyone fluent in sarcasm and retro flair.

Description: Get struck by genius (and lightning) with this hilarious Ben Franklinstein tee! Combining the electrifying brains of Benjamin Franklin with the monstrous charm of Frankenstein’s creature, this neon mashup is perfect for fans of history, science, and spooky humor. Great for Halloween, patriotic geeks, or anyone who appreciates a shockingly clever pun.

Description: Straight outta Austin and oozing with attitude—this Fruit Mucus tee is the perfect tribute to the slime-soaked, maggot-splattered chaos of the Texas punk scene. Featuring neon drips, creepy crawlers, and radioactive fruit rot, it’s loud, filthy, and proud. Whether you're moshing in the pit or just repping the underground from home, this shirt is pure sticky punk energy.

Description: This “Swole Soul” design features a muscular, haloed figure flexing hard with holy confidence—perfect for gym lovers with a spiritual side and a great sense of humor. Blending faith and fitness in one hilarious, divine mashup, this tee is ideal for lifting bros, prayer warriors, or anyone who believes strength is both physical and eternal. Get your gains and grace in style.

Description: This striking design features a classic grim reaper framed in ornate gothic detail with the powerful reminder: “Live Like You’re Going to Die – Because You Are.” Perfect for fans of dark humor, memento mori philosophy, and bold life advice with a macabre twist. This tee blends vintage skeletal style with existential truth, making it a standout for spooky souls and deep thinkers alike.

Description: Bring holiday cheer with a wink in this cheeky “I Put Out for Santa” shirt, featuring a retro pinup girl serving milk and cookies with classic Christmas flair. Perfect for holiday parties, adult humor fans, and those who love vintage aesthetics with a bold twist. This playful design combines mid-century style with seasonal sass for a look that’s equal parts naughty and nice.

Description: Go green the ghoulish way with this hilarious “Made From 100% Recycled Human Parts” tee featuring a classic Frankenstein monster inside a recycling symbol. Perfect for fans of horror, sustainability jokes, and undead humor, this clever design mashes up eco-conscious vibes with mad scientist flair. Ideal for Halloween, spooky season, or any time you want to show your love for monsters—and the planet.

Description: This electrifying “Never Die” design features a neon pinup-style Bride of Frankenstein with bold colors, a fierce pose, and undead glam energy. Perfect for horror lovers, Halloween fashionistas, and monster fans with attitude, this tee brings vintage spook with a modern, punk twist. A killer combo of stitched sass, gothic glam, and timeless undead beauty—because monsters never go out of style.

Description: This delightful design features a charming raccoon surrounded by whimsical forest foliage in a hand-drawn black and white style. Perfect for nature lovers, wildlife fans, and woodland wanderers, this tee captures the calm beauty of the forest and the playful spirit of its cutest resident. Great for cozy cabin vibes, outdoor adventures, or simply repping your love for raccoons in style.

Description: Meet the smartest monster in the lab—FrankEinstein! This brilliantly funny design fuses two icons into one electrifying figure: the stitched-up, green-skinned monster with the mind of a genius. Neon pink, blue, and green tones give this tee a retro horror-meets-science vibe that’s perfect for Halloween, science geeks, or anyone who loves a clever pun with lightning-charged style.

Description: This bold and hilarious “I’d Totally Tap That” tee features a gushing red fire hydrant and delivers the ultimate double entendre. With vintage-style artwork and cheeky humor, it’s perfect for pun lovers, firefighters, flirty personalities, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with a splash of innuendo. Tap into bold personality and good vibes with this witty design.

Description: This bold and hilarious “Dad Can Solo a Gorilla” tee features an intense standoff between a wrench-wielding dad and a raging gorilla, surrounded by flames and testosterone. Perfect for dads who are built different—or at least think they are—this shirt makes a legendary statement about fatherly strength, confidence, and absurd bravado. Ideal for Father’s Day, garage warriors, or meme-loving tough guys.

Description: Get mythical and messy with this “Chupacabra Chimichanga” tee featuring a wild-eyed cryptid feasting on a massive burrito in vibrant neon colors. Perfect for lovers of folklore, spicy humor, and legendary creatures with big appetites, this design blends urban legend with Tex-Mex vibes. Great for Taco Tuesday, cryptid chasers, or anyone who thinks monsters deserve a cheat meal too.

Description: This retro-inspired design features a classic monster holding a sultry mermaid with the bold phrase “The Wetter The Better!” Combining cheeky humor with vintage pulp art vibes, this tee is perfect for fans of campy monster movies, beachside puns, and quirky creature mashups. A hilarious and stylish choice for those who love their horror with a splash of sass and seafoam.

Description: This colorful, satirical design features a glowing all-seeing eye inside a retro television with the phrase “Big Brother Is Watching You And He’s Bored.” Perfect for fans of dystopian fiction, political humor, and psychedelic artwork, this tee playfully critiques surveillance culture with bold color and irony. A great gift for free thinkers, privacy advocates, and Orwell enthusiasts with a sense of humor.

Description: This hilariously relatable design features a vibrant, sad-eyed cat asking the ultimate existential question: “What Am I Doing With My Lives?” Perfect for cat lovers, anxious minds, and fans of colorful, quirky artwork, this tee blends feline charm with real-life feels. A great gift for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever wondered what their next life move should be—cat or human.

Description: This “Chicken of the Cave” tee hilariously reimagines a bat as the spooky equivalent of a chicken—with fangs, attitude, and retro cartoon flair. Perfect for pun lovers, Halloween enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates quirky creature humor, this design brings the nocturnal nonsense in bold pink and teal tones. A great pick for bat fans, pun addicts, and lovers of all things adorably weird.

Description: This hilarious design combines two unstoppable forces: pizza and dad energy. Featuring a dripping, lightning-charged slice of pizza with the phrase “Powered by Pizza and Pure Dad Energy,” this tee is perfect for father figures fueled by snacks and sarcasm. Ideal for Father's Day, family BBQs, or pizza night, it’s a must-have for any dad who powers through life one slice at a time.

Description: “Globalist Dreams” is a bold and haunting design that features a couple walking hand-in-hand toward a towering nuclear explosion. With a retro-futuristic aesthetic and cinematic flair, this piece fuses romance and ruin, love and fallout. Perfect for fans of dystopian art, political commentary, or end-of-the-world symbolism wrapped in intense visual storytelling.

Description: Bring attention to conservation with a laugh in this “Save the Chubby Unicorns” tee, featuring a vibrant neon rhino with bold retro styling. Perfect for animal lovers, pun enthusiasts, and fans of eye-catching wildlife art, this design delivers both humor and heart. Whether you're at the zoo, on safari, or just out making people smile, this rhino’s got your back—and horn.

Description: Bold, brash, and unapologetically feathered raven — this “F-CAW-F” tee features a neon crow puffing on a cigar with major attitude. Perfect for fans of edgy animal art, punk humor, or sarcastic style, this design screams rebellion in vibrant pinks and oranges. Whether you’re goth, alt, or just done with the world, this bad-mouthed bird has your back.

Description: Raise a glass to good times with this hilarious “Whiskey, You’re a Friend of Mine” design featuring a happy, tipsy character joyfully hugging a classic XXX bottle. With its vintage cartoon style and country bar flair, this tee is perfect for whiskey lovers, partygoers, and anyone who treats bourbon like an old pal. A great gift for barflies, whiskey fans, and drinkin’ buddies alike.

Description: This hilariously ominous design features the phrase “When the DM Smiles, It’s Already Too Late” alongside a devious, glowing-eyed Dungeon Master cradling a sinister tome. Perfect for tabletop RPG players who know the fear behind the grin, this tee is a must-have for game nights, campaigns, and anyone who’s ever rolled initiative with dread. Neon colors, retro flair, and chaotic energy—your party’s doomed in style.

Description: Set sail for chaos with this hilarious “Arrr, Matey – We Plunder Dumpsters at Dawn” tee, starring a swashbuckling opossum complete with pirate hat, peg leg, and saber. Perfect for fans of trash animal humor, rogue critters, and all things quirky, this bold design delivers a dose of mischief and adventure. A must-have for opossum lovers, dumpster divers, and late-night scavengers with a sense of humor.