Durvin

Description: Literally came to me in a dream. But I think I know the audience

Description: Literally came to me in a dream

Description: Diagram taken from one of the CIA's declassified documents from Project Stargate, exploring the military applications of ESP, telekinesis, and (in this case) qi flow.

Description: You probably haven't heard of it

Description: Edward Newman's proposed mammalian pterodactyl, 1843

Description: Horses are skittish creatures, so it stands to reason they should learn to defend themselves.

Description: Lifted from a Victorian zoology textbook

Description: Taken from a vintage Japanese matchbox label

Description: Cleaned up version of an inexplicable image I found someplace in 2018. Just what you want on a tee, right?

Description: Time to cause problems on purpose

Description: He's gonna getcha

Description: Look at him go

Description: Medieval bestiary's attempt at drawing an elephant without reference, converted to 90s surf shop aesthetic. Why? Stop asking questions

Description: Sea-beast of some sort, clipped from Jacob Bos' 157? map "Septentrionalium Regionum"

Description: Always the real thing

Description: Just like licking a real toad

Description: Mmmm toxic

Description: Heh heh heh, I'm gonna steal so much bait...

Description: Buy one to start arguments with strangers over how to tell if it's a gator or a croc!

Description: Now every time somebody looks at you they can remember what a llama skeleton looks like!

Description: Energy potion developed especially to keep you wandering dead malls and convenience stores until 4am

Description: Inspired by Matsumoto Hoji's 1814 drawing of a frog

Description: Only the coolest plastic record player ever

Description: Show your allegiance to the Evil Priest of Rendarak! Or maybe it's just a funny pixel bat, idk

Description: Lifted from a 1971 mail-order patch ad in a comic book and adjusted to venomous viridescence for maximum impact, perfect for dumping industrial runoff into streams or uh [checks Captain Planet wiki to see what other crimes the bad guys got up to] distributing nuclear weapons to terrorists, holy shit

Description: Lifted from a 1971 mail-order patch ad in a comic book, but perfect for any 90s eco-villain henchman looking to make a statement!

Description: One part milk, one part Pepsi. It's Pilk

Description: Let's Bounce™

Description: Aw geez I forgot their sunglasses! Oh well, mortality comes for us all and time is precious.

Description: Ain't no rule says an extinct Devonian armored fish can't play basketball! SLAM!

Description: Just making sure everyone knows!

Description: The two basic building blocks of industrial food

Description: Industrial drums of the two best ingredients: color and flavor!

Description: Behold the majestic ancestor soaring through the skies

Description: I just wish TeePublic sold binders

Description: The raddest moves in whatever geological period we're in