Description: Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.
Description: Whether it's baseball, football, soccer, or basketball, you're a vocal participant. OK, so you get a little excited watchin' your kid kickin' some major butt out there. And maybe you use less than ideal language when offering constructive criticism to the referees. Don't worry about it. You didn't sign the parental behavior form! eBrush Design graphics for sports parents are sure to be loved by youth sports moms and youth sports dads alike. Funny, poignant, or inspiring, our sports designs make an impression.
Description: Yes, it’s true. The life of a graphic designer is every bit as exciting and glamorous as you might imagine. Nothing is more exhilarating than when you show your art director or client the masterpiece creative you just completed and he says, “It’s exactly what I asked for, but not what I had in mind.” I guess at that point, you could say the same about your career as a designer!
Description: It’s true, you skate a little slower on the ol’ hockey rink than back in the day. But you still love the game. You and the boys of the Senior League still get out there and slap the puck around. So for all of you vintage warriors, we’ve created an honorary team. Congratulations, you are on the roster of The Slumbering Sloths!
Description: It’s unclear if you should join this club, society, or whatever it is. But you certainly should do something. Maybe leave a vague review so you can’t really tell how you feel about it? Or, maybe you should show a friend that might think it was funny. Remember, what happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
Description: It’s unclear if you should join this club, society, or whatever it is. But you certainly should do something. Maybe leave a vague review so you can’t really tell how you feel about it? Or, maybe you should show a friend that might think it was funny. Remember, what happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.
Description: You must be familiar with the saying, “All things in moderation.” But there’s also, “Everything in moderation — including moderation.” But so few of us are able to do anything in moderation, which means it’s excessive. Can you be moderately excessive? And is that not moderate? Join the Society of the Moderately Excessive.
Description: You must be familiar with the saying, “All things in moderation.” But there’s also, “Everything in moderation — including moderation.” But so few of us are able to do anything in moderation, which means it’s excessive. Can you be moderately excessive? And is that not moderate? Join the Society of the Moderately Excessive.
Description: Yes, we cuss curse words. We swear salty language. We speak in colorful language - some in a rainbow. But we’re not trying to be offensive. It’s just how we express ourselves. We are everywhere and we are many. If you think you fit the profile, join The Society of Highly Inappropriate Language.
Description: Yes, we cuss curse words. We swear salty language. We speak in colorful language - some in a rainbow. But we’re not trying to be offensive. It’s just how we express ourselves. We are everywhere and we are many. If you think you fit the profile, join The Society of Highly Inappropriate Language.
Description: Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!
Description: Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!
