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Now most of you will know Calvin Coolidge as the Republican President of the Roaring Twenties. One of America’s first advocates of Small Government, Civil Rights enthusiast, and a believer in a withdrawn foreign policy, not many know he was just as much an advocate of cap-popping, an enthusiast for Thug Life, and a believer in his ‘Truman Show Boat hitting the Painting’. With his Crew/Presidential Cabinet of Andrew “Wideboy” Mellon (Secretary of Gwop), Dwight “Fugyoo” Davis (Secretary for Swapap, Beef an’ Take Down), and Frank “Bad Cornflake” Kellogg (Secretary for G’s), Coolidge dominated not just American politics, but also Game, and is consequently considered by right wing historians a total baller.

No Touching!

The father was company president, the son was company president. It’s time for one more Bluth. Show your support in the 2016 Presidential Campaign with this new and completely uninspired by anything happening at all in the Republican primaries piece of unofficial kit. Hey, maybe third time’s a charm?

There’s gotta be a better way to say that

Trouble learning life lessons? Want to impart them to your kids? Have a friend with a convenient disability to exploit? If so, this design is for you. Inspired by the great J Walter Weatherman, it’ll serve as a sure reminder to shut the door while the AC is on, leave notes regarding milk, not to yell, and not try to teach your children lessons.

Well I don't know what you expected.

Make your dinner guests vomit by making them have to look at The Donald's charming face over a bowl of gespacho