Pillows
Ice Out Pillow
$28
Description: Step into the dusty back room of a fairytale chemist. This isn't your average medicine cabinet—it’s a collection of the world’s most notorious toxins, reimagined as charming, hand-illustrated curiosities. From the "Inheritance Powder" of Arsenic to the "Bitter Almond" allure of Cyanide, these bottles look so delightful you’ll almost forget they’re lethal. It’s the perfect attire for mystery novelists, true crime addicts, or anyone who prefers their cottagecore with a side of "don't drink that".
Description: In the grand, icy expanse of the universe, does the pebble really matter? Probably not. But this shirt does. Featuring a deceptively cute penguin staring blankly into the existential abyss, this tee is for anyone who understands that "no survival instinct" is a mood. Whether you’re sliding toward the edge of the ice shelf or just sliding into another Monday, do it with the quiet dignity of a bird that has wings but chooses not to fly because, honestly, what's the point?
Description: Are you an expert at leading people down the wrong path? Do you have a black belt in non-sequiturs? Whether you’re a master of corporate pivots, a D&D Dungeon Master who loves a good plot hole, or just someone who enjoys a little bit of chaotic energy, this is your new uniform
Description: Whether you’re a professional couch detective, a thriller novelist, or the person who correctly guessed the killer in the first ten minutes of the movie, this shirt is your new uniform. Designed for those who live for the "Wait, WHAT?" moment, this design is the perfect conversation starter for your next murder mystery dinner, book club, or true crime marathon.
Single AF Pillow
$28
Description: Forget the fancy supplements and overcomplicated diet trends. True strength is built on two things: Poultry and Proportions. This shirt is for the athlete who knows that peak performance starts in a Tupperware container. Whether you’re hitting a PR or meal prepping for the week, let the world know what’s fueling those muscles.
