EgoBazaar

Description: Tilda Astralna made a fortune telling fortunes. Character 022 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Sid Sharp, genius embedded in the class of his own in the matrix of multi-paradigm programming experts. Character 034 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Albert Presso, the tabloid news tycoon who can make you or break you. Character 021 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: When you seeking advice, never call Luigi Despero! Character 007 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: If your property's haunted, call real estate broker Victor Yanni. He just might be interested. Character 033 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Al Chipper will always cut you a good deal on the bulk of Salt & Vinegar Chips he's selling in the docks. Alternatively he'll cut you if you disagree. Character 035 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: When life gives you lemons give them to Joseph Stary. Character 024 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: This is rather rudely stereotypical. Her parents were hippies though, so there's an excuse for naming her Coquette Baguette. Character 02 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: ...and the World was once again saved by Gordon A! Character 015 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Vote for brighter tomorrows. Vote for Franklin Faux Jr. Character 014 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Guitarist and wall-painter who specializes in blue hues. Character 006 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Private chauffeur Max Maximov. He drives you crazy with maximal efficacy. Character 005 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: In cinemas now, new psycho thriller with the hints of tasteful pornography and slapstick comedy. Directed by Lola Fromage, character 011 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Stitchie Stix's tipi tents are traditionally well made but hard to sell. People find it fishy. Character 031 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: He is a poet with Absinth fused blood. His buddy named Muddy is a smoke-roasted spud. Buran Duran, character 029 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Vera Boože used to be a punk. It never really leaves her... like her husband, pet rat, BFF and ants from the backyard did. Character 028 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Lily Sway is the burlesque who does it her own way. Character 023 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Performing tonight, in her critically acclaimed monodrama "I Fold Unfolded Fold", stellar Giselle Pardón. Character 020 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Delivery boy Rocco Billy is the bad news! Character 017 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Miss Ceci Devine is your alternative alternative model. Character 013 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Weapon X is on the run! XoXo! Character 010 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

Description: Fedup Fedor is annoyed by the people because they say he's annoying. Character 001 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.