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Description: Fall is calling and I must go. Into the pumpkin patches, the apple orchards, the leaf piles, and the pumpkin spice everything.

Description: For Pigeon Forge lovers — Dollywood, the Smokies, the mountain fun capital of Tennessee.

Description: Game day every day. The jersey is always ready. The snacks are always available. The mindset is permanent.

Description: Football is my love language. September through February. The language is spoken fluently year round.

Description: Football season is my cardio. The running to the TV. The jumping off the couch. The pacing. It all counts.

Description: I just hope both teams have fun. That is the full extent of the football knowledge and investment available here.

Description: Football mom bear. Loud. Proud. In the bleachers for every single game no matter the weather.

Description: I teach tiny humans. What is your superpower. The most important job in the building and everyone knows it.

Description: Thankful. Grateful. Blessed. And hungry. The Thanksgiving priorities in order.

Description: Palm Desert. Coachella Valley. Where the palms meet the mountains and the sunsets are world class.

Description: My wife will bury you. This is being communicated as a courtesy. The animal is simply passing along the relevant information.

Description: Nurse life. Saving lives and running on coffee simultaneously every single shift.

Description: Hey boo. The ghost is friendly. The ghost is ready for Halloween.

Description: Halloween is my favorite season. October cannot come fast enough. The decorations are already up.

Description: Stay trashy. The raccoon has never pretended to be anything else and that honesty is the most respectable thing about it.

Description: Honey badger don't care. Never did. Never will. The most unbothered animal alive and proud of every single moment of it.

Description: Resting witch face. Not a curse. Just a face. The cat was born with it and has made peace with it completely.

Description: Creep it real. Every day but especially in October.

Description: Guess what. Chicken butt. The joke that never fails. The chicken that never apologizes.

Description: Witch please. The cat has spoken and the conversation is over.

Description: Black cat season. The most important time of year for the most misunderstood cat alive

Description: If I shenah once I'll shenanigan. The progression is inevitable. The shenanigan is happening.

Description: Machus Mythologus. The legend is real. The animal has confirmed it.

Description: Witch better have my candy. The demand is clear. The holiday requires it. This is non-negotiable.

Description: Forage first. Everything else second. The mushrooms are not going to find themselves.

Description: Spooky season is my cardio. The haunted houses, the corn mazes, the running from things that are not actually scary. Counts.

Description: Glacier National Park. Going to the Sun Road. The most dramatic drive in America in the most dramatic park in America.

Description: Too old for trick or treat. Too young to give up candy. The compromise has been found and it involves a bowl of candy at home.

Description: Finisher. The animal crossed the line. That is the whole story and it is enough.

Description: Hello fall. The wait is over. The sweaters are ready. Everything is better now.

Description: Fall y'all. The season has arrived and everything is better now.

Description: Nailed it. Bear. 1300. The record stands.

Description: I teach. What is your superpower. The classroom is where futures are built one lesson at a time.

Description: Vail, Colorado. The mountain town that does everything right. For everyone who considers Vail their happiest place on earth.

Description: First day of school. Survived. Results may vary for the rest of the year but today is a win.

Description: School bus driver life. First one there. Last one home. Responsible for everything in between.