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Description: Watsonville is well known for it's strawberries. Show your love!

Description: Dress for success! Wear this lucky shirt EVERYWHERE.

Description: Rad Dad's do a lot of different stuff. Your Rad Dad is the best BBQer! Get your pops a Rad Dad BBQ shirt!

Description: As part of the California Way High Patrol, it is your duty to test and ensure that all cannabis being used on premise . . . is of the highest quality.

Description: I'm not here for a good time. I'm just here to support a friend.

Description: I have a job and a bed frame. Let all the ladies know that you're a catch! You got everything going for you.

Description: Go local sports team! You will be victorious!

Description: Go visiting sports team! You will be victorious!

Description: Rad Dad is bowling. Rad Dad's do all kinds of stuff and have different favorite activities! Buy a Rad Dad t-shirt for your dad! Don't see your Rad Dad's favorite activity? Request an idea and perhaps we'll add it to our collection!

Description: Let us drop a load on your porch!

Description: Do you have a friend that will dance with the fat ugly girl...just so you can talk with your dream girl for a few minutes? Pay homage to his legend with this shirt!!

Description: My favorite person loves Starry Night & sea otters...so I put them together! - I've an entire website dedicated to sea otters called SeaOtterStuff.com - Check it out!!

Description: Do you love Earth? Our planet is a wonderful place, let people know that you're a citizen of the world!

Description: Cliff Cole. The Gentle Giant. Rest in Peace. Celebration of Life.

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: How did your family get here? It's not illegal if you don't get caught!

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: Salinas Spurs. The minor league baseball team from the 1980's.

Description: Those who know, know.

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: Oakland Raiders & A's Mashup Design

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: All money will go directly into my pockets. Absolutely none of the money will actually shave any beavers. No animals were harmed in the making of this design. This is an extremely old design from about 1998-1999. It was one of my first t-shirt designs done on a very small run of like two dozen shirts. Thought I'd bring it back

Description: Only the best men can wear this shirt. Support the dead man walking in comfort. Wear it once or wear it to all of your friend's weddings as you stay smart and single.

Description: Let everyone know how much Joe sucks. Will edit this design to feature any name of your choice!

Description: Make your friend wear this during his bachelor party.

Description: Let your friends know how much you love them!

Description: Rooted in Oakland, city logo altered to be roots.

Description: Do you love nerdy people? Sport this design.

Description: That dreaded day in 2002. Tom tucks his balls. A must for any Raiders fan.

Description: Embarrass your friends when you go out! Let everyone know that your friend has never been laid!

Description: Firefighters are greater than cops.

Description: Everyone's favorite saying! The Marine Corps is full of Boots, you were once a Boot too.

Description: It's not hazing if it's true. Every single division, battalion, squad, platoon and fireteam should own one of these shirts. This shirt is meant to be passed down from Boot to Boot until the shirt is no longer wearable.

Description: It's not hazing if it's true. Every single division, battalion, squad, platoon and fireteam should own one of these shirts. This shirt is meant to be passed down from Boot to Boot until the shirt is no longer wearable.