evokearo

Description: I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks

Description: I Can't Run I'm A Mermaid

Description: Can You Not

Description: Another Fine Day Ruined By Adulthood

Description: Who Let Me Adult? I Can't Adult.

Description: Sorry I'm Gluten Free

Description: How Do I Block You In Real Life?

Description: I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To

Description: I’m Right 98% of The Time The Other 3% Is When I Do Math

Description: Sorry My Dog Was Sitting On Me

Description: Hold My Drink I'm Gonna Pet This Dog

Description: Don't Read The Next Sentence You Rebel, I Like You.

Description: Pretty Good At Bad Decisions

Description: Whatever Sprinkles Your Donuts

Description: Lazy Is A Very Strong Word. I Like To Call It "Selective Participation"

Description: Due To Unfortunate Circumstances I'm Awake

Description: I'm Not Completely Useless, I Can Be Used As A Bad Example

Description: I Just Want All The Dogs

Description: Me? Overreacting? Probably.

Description: Stressed Depressed But Well Dressed

Description: I Like People When I'm Not With Them

Description: On Your Mark, Get Set... Go Away!

Description: I'm Not Rude, I Just Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

Description: You Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem.

Description: As Weird As It May Seem, My Life Is Based On A True

Description: Awkward Is My Speciality

Description: People Say I'm Condescending

Description: Do Not Interrupt Me When I'm Talking To Myself

Description: Hating Me Won't Make You Pretty

Description: I'm Not A Person You Can Put On A Speaker Phone

Description: Taking A Sick Day Because I'm Sick Of You People

Description: I Have Nether The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You

Description: Make Education Great Again

Description: Homeschool Is My Cardio

Description: The Orca Is My Spirit Animal

Description: I Have Two Titles Sister And Gamer