Description: A black background with white and orange text. The text reads "I'M AN ENGINEER POINT ME TO THE PROBLEM HAND ME A CUP OF COFFEE AND STAND BACK". A white hand is pointing to the left next to the word "POINT". A white coffee cup with steam is to the right of the word "COFFEE".
I'm An Engineer Point Me To The Problem Hand Me A Cup Of Coffee And Stand Back Black T-Shirt
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Description: A bold red sports car with distinctive angular lines and a prominent rear spoiler is depicted. To the upper right, large white text reads "OK... PANIC NOW!". Behind and to the left of the text is a large, circular grey object with a dark central circle and white crescent shapes.
Description: A graphic with a light blue koala wearing white-rimmed glasses. Above the koala's head, the text "KOALAFYIED" is written in white, curved letters. Below the koala, the text "ENGINEER" is written in light blue block letters. Five white stars are positioned below the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A dark background features a circular emblem with ornate borders containing text. The top reads "NOT MY PROBLEM" in red and white. Below this, "RETIRED ENGINEER" is displayed in large white and gray lettering. At the bottom, "2023 ANYMORE" appears twice, once in white and again in red with decorative elements.
Description: A humorous collection of eight different fish species arranged in a 2x4 grid on a black background. The top row features a bass, a rainbow trout, and a salmon. The middle row contains a perch and a tuna. The bottom row displays a cod and a catfish. White text at the top reads 'KEEPING BUSY HERE IS MY TO-DO LIST:'.
Description: A vibrant, dynamic composition featuring a large green pike leaping towards a striped fishing lure. The pike is depicted with its mouth open, revealing sharp teeth. Below the fish is an oval emblem with a red border and yellow inner band, containing the text 'Schmidt BEER' in blue and white.
Description: A circular graphic featuring a shark emerging from waves against a retro sunset background with horizontal orange and yellow stripes. The text 'SHARK' is at the top and 'WEEK' is at the bottom, both in white distressed lettering. The shark has its mouth open revealing sharp teeth.
Description: A circular emblem style graphic depicts a serene lake scene at sunset. A red rowboat floats on the calm water, with its reflection visible below. Silhouetted pine trees and rolling hills form the background, with a colorful sunburst rising behind them. The text 'BARREN RIVER LAKE KENTUCKY' encircles the top and sides.
Description: A black background with large yellow and blue text at the top that reads "ENGINEER". Below that, in white text with blue lightning bolts on either side, it says "HOURLY RATE". The rest of the text lists escalating hourly rates from $100/HR to $500/HR with humorous conditions such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU TRIED FIXING IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A three-panel monochrome explanation of basic electrical troubleshooting. The first panel shows an electrical outlet with a plug inserted. The second panel depicts a battery symbol with circular arrows, representing power cycling. The third panel features a warning triangle with an exclamation mark. Text accompanying each panel details the troubleshooting steps.
Description: A circular emblem with text "MacGyver School of Engineering 1985" around the perimeter. Inside the circle, a shield contains various items including scissors, a lightbulb, gears, and paperclips. Below the emblem, the text "IMPROVISE OR DIE" is on a banner, and larger text reads "MacGyver SCHOOL OF Engineering".
Description: A stylized representation of Charlie Brown in a baseball stance, rendered in white silhouette. The background is divided diagonally into deep blue on the left and rich red on the right. A white circle, resembling a baseball or moon, is positioned in the upper left blue section.
Description: A rectangular warning sign with a black border. At the top, a red oval contains the word "WARNING" in white, sans-serif capital letters. Below the oval, white text in black capital letters reads: "THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE."
WARNING THIS MACHINE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH, NOR DOES IT CARE. T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A black silhouette of a jet airplane is positioned in front of a large, stylized sun with a gradient of orange and yellow. Above the sun, the sky transitions from blue to a darker blue. The words "AEROSPACE ENGINEERING" are displayed in bold black lettering at the top of the composition, enclosed within a black border.
Description: A centered emblem featuring a gold castle structure with two prominent towers and battlements. Above the castle, the word 'COMBAT' is displayed in a distressed, stencil-like font. Below the castle, the word 'ENGINEER' is presented in a similar distressed, stencil-like font. The background is black.
Description: A circular emblem with a black background and a white border. Inside, a yellow technical vehicle with a mounted weapon is depicted. Vertical stripes of red, orange, yellow, and green are behind the vehicle. Text reads "TOYOTA" at the top and "- BEST TECHNICALS SINCE 1986 -" along the bottom arc.
Description: A circular emblem with a retro aesthetic. The center features a stylized arrow pointing to the right, with a curved shape behind it. The left side of the emblem is dominated by a dark, abstract shape, possibly a silhouette. The colors are primarily shades of brown, gold, and black, with a creamy outer ring.
Description: A monochrome schematic drawing featuring two detailed blueprints of industrial machinery, likely lathes. The top blueprint shows a complex machine with gears and levers. The bottom blueprint depicts a different lathe with a tailstock and chuck. The text 'WHAT PART OF' is at the top and 'DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND' is at the bottom, both in bold white sans-serif font.
Description: A metallic bucket with a wooden handle is depicted centrally against a black background. The words "THIS IS A" are written in yellow capital letters above the bucket, and "BUCKET" is written in yellow capital letters below it. The bucket has a silver metallic finish and a brown handle.
