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Description: Irritable Like My Bowels

Description: me “i can do this” also me “nah, fuck that.”

Description: for the fuckteenth time

Description: i'm not qualified to diagnose but i have some theories

Description: I’m fine it’s just my face

Description: I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.

Description: We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended

Description: I only get along with people who would've been lobotomized in 1945

Description: Maybe She’s crazy maybe she needs snacks you don’t know

Description: Your did it

Description: You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We will train you.

Description: i came i saw i had anxiety i left

Description: What's the Best That Could Happen

Description: This was The Only Shirt I Had with No Come On It

Description: Tears Of My Students

Description: Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe

Description: born a baby girl forced to be a big dawg

Description: Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Description: Today I'm A Serious Goose

Description: I Want To Be A Nice Person But People Are Stupid

Description: Plz use it

Description: Try just for today

Description: Excellent coworker would recommend

Description: Not the Worst Employee

Description: Emotional support coworker please do not pet

Description: Do more of what makes you happy

Description: Empathy kindness respect

Description: Peace Love Pickleball

Description: I Have Rabies

Description: I Could Be Meaner

Description: I'm A Freaking Ray Of Sunshine

Description: This Sigma Dad Has Mad Rizz No Cap

Description: I Don't Get Enough Credit For The Things I Mange Not Say

Description: With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Funny Fathers Day Bald Dad

Description: Gardening Heartbeat Flower

Description: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver