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Description: It's Not A Dad Bod It's A Father Figure Funny Fathers Day

Description: everything i love is illegal expensive or Asian

Description: Camping

Description: Feral

Description: Be Kind of a Bitch

Description: Baking it's how I hug

Description: Homebody

Description: GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE GRANDPAS WITH PRETTY

Description: American Flag Golf

Description: I am the Warranty

Description: Just a Girl

Description: America Turns 250 I Turn 50

Description: I Don’t Like Working Out Cuz It Hurts

Description: Emotional Support Bottom

Description: I Love Contributing To The Declining Birth Rate

Description: Immigrants Are Not Criminals But The President Is

Description: Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Description: History - Really Again

Description: Funny Sarcastic I Woke Up Sexy As Hell Again

Description: The Only Minority Destroying This Country Are the Billionaires

Description: my son in law is my favorite child

Description: I’m-My-Mother-in-Law’s-Favorite-Child

Description: i-like-baseball-and-maybe-3-people

Description: 250 years later and still fighting for democracy

Description: Funny Offensive I Bleach My Stink Wrinkle

Description: I don't have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you

Description: Ask the consultant

Description: Oops I bought another book

Description: I didn't think I could care less but here we are

Description: Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency

Description: Read And Resist

Description: Easily Distracted By Rocks

Description: I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die

Description: I Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream

Description: I’m So Sorry for What My Kid Is Going to Teach Your Kid Today

Description: I Want For You Whatever You Want For Immigrants