I give you this sweaty piece of my father's bandana as a token of my love
By the power vested in me by the sky, the stars, and the sea, I now pronounce us husband and wife
Through sickness and health. Rich and poor. 'Til death do us part.
You may kiss your bride
John B and Sarah - Outer banks
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Nancy and Steve Bullshit Scene - Stranger Things
It's bullshit. Bullshit.
No, it's not bullshit, Nancy.
No, you. You're bullshit.
What?
You're pretending like everything is okay.
You know, like we didn't ... like we didn't kill Barb. Like, it's great.
Like, we're in love and we're partying.
Yeah, let's party, huh? Party. We're partying.
This is bullshit.
"Like we're in love?"
It's bullshit.
You don't love me?
It's bullshit.
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One of the best running jokes on Brooklyn 99 - The Name of Amy's Sex Tape:
Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed?
Jake: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape.
Amy: It’s not your fault, I was terrible
Jake: It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes.
Amy: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn't get too sexual.
Jake: Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape.
Judge Marinovich: One more "but," and you will be in contempt.
Jake: "One more 'but' and you're contempt," name of your sex tape.
Amy: Not even going to touch that.
Jake: The Amy San...
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