Froobius

Description: By God, get the shirt!

Description: Remember, kids--You can't go home again!

Description: Get down tonight!

Description: Nanobot

Description: Breakfast of Champions!

Description: You're never lost when you wear this shirt!

Description: Who will be the next to fall?

Description: Now's a good time to not go to Sarajevo!

Description: Never wear this shirt!

Description: This shirt is made entirely out of 100% werewolf hide!

Description: Sand and surf abound!

Description: When the going gets tough, the tough move up the food chain!

Description: Pull up a tree, and take a load off, partner!

Description: Major Arcana card #17 from PULP TAROT. This one reinterprets the idea of "the star" by featuring shimmering celebrity decrepitude!

Description: Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in!

Description: If we make it through this year, we deserve a nice shirt!

Description: Would Rick James or Jesse Pinkman wear a shirt like this? I happen to believe they would!