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I’m not short, I’m fun sized Socks
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Tags: fun sized, funny quote, im not short, mini human, short

I’m not short, I’m fun sized Socks

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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition Socks
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Tags: be different, be unique, be weird, be yourself, embrace your weird

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition Socks

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode Socks
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Tags: energy, energy saving mode, im not lazy, lazy, not lazy just conserving energy
I’m on energy saving mode Socks

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Tags: anti social, antisocial, energy, energy saving, funny quote

I’m on energy saving mode Socks

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Coffee first adulting later Socks

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Tags: adult, adulting, adulting is hard, caffeine, caffeine addict

Coffee first adulting later Socks

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Running late is my cardio Socks
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Tags: always late, always late but worth the wait, humor, late, probably late for something

Running late is my cardio Socks

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I speak fluent sarcasm Socks
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Tags: fluent sarcasm, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan

I speak fluent sarcasm Socks

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep Socks
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Tags: fall asleep, fall in love, laziness, lazy, lazy day

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep Socks

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Procrastinators unite tomorrow Socks
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Tags: funny, laziness humor, lazy, lazy day, nap

Procrastinators unite tomorrow Socks

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Dada daddy dad bruh Socks

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Tags: bruh, bruh moment, dad, dad birthday, dada

Dada daddy dad bruh Socks

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I'm not really a control freak but you’re doing it wrong Socks
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Tags: boss, career, control, controlling, coworker
Oops did I roll my eyes out loud? Socks
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Oops did I roll my eyes out loud? Socks

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This is my too tired to function t shirt Socks
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Tags: funny quote, lazy, mothers day, nap, sarcasm

This is my too tired to function t shirt Socks

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Adult daycare director a.k.a The bartender Socks
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Tags: alcohol, bar, bartender, bartender apprentice, bartender apprentices
My inner peace, purring cat Socks
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Tags: asmr, cat, cats lover, cats lovers, cute cat

My inner peace, purring cat Socks

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I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Socks
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I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? Socks

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Bartenders see more assholes than doctors do Socks
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Tags: bar, bartender apprentice, bartender apprentices, bartender funny, bartender funny bartending beer
Hippity hoppity, get off my property Socks
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Tags: cowboy, cute frog, frog, frog art, froggy

Hippity hoppity, get off my property Socks

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One nation under god Socks

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Tags: 4th of july, bible, christian, christianity, faith

One nation under god Socks

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Anatomy of a sloth Socks
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Tags: funny, funny quote, lazy, nap, sleep

Anatomy of a sloth Socks

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Sometimes I stay inside, because it’s just too peopley out there Socks
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I nap periodically Socks

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I nap periodically Socks

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Silly goose on the loose Socks
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Tags: cute goose, duck, funny goose, funny quote, funny saying

Silly goose on the loose Socks

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FaThor Socks
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Tags: dad, dad birthday, daddy, daddy gifts, fa thor

FaThor Socks

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Relax we’re all crazy, it’s not a competition Socks

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Tags: bear, crazy, crazy mom, crazy people, funny bear
Woow just what I needed, more drama Socks
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Tags: bird, drama, drama queen gift, dramatic, funny bird

Woow just what I needed, more drama Socks

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Wow, just what I needed, more drama Socks
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Tags: bird, bird dad, bird mom, drama, drama queen

Wow, just what I needed, more drama Socks

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Wow, just what I needed, more drama Socks
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Wow, just what I needed, more drama Socks

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Guess who doesn’t care? Hint:it’s me! Socks
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Guess who doesn’t care? Hint:it’s me! Socks

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Oh joy, more unsolicited advice! Funny bird Socks

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Tags: cute bird, dark humor, funny, funny bird, funny offensive quotes
Great, another thing to add to my not gonna do list! Socks
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Oh wow, more paperwork! Funny bird Socks
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Oh wow, more paperwork! Funny bird Socks

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Oh look, a new way to waste time! Socks

Description: Even the birds can’t escape

Tags: bird lover, funny bird, funny saying, game, gamer

Oh look, a new way to waste time! Socks

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Namastay in bed dad grandpa Socks
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Tags: buddhism, fathers day, fathers day gift, funny yoga design, funny yoga gift

Namastay in bed dad grandpa Socks

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DIY dad hero Socks
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DIY dad hero Socks

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DIY dad hero Socks
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DIY dad hero Socks

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