Fushiznick

Description: The greatest vampire repellant money can buy! 100% Guaranteed to protect you from the creatures of the night.

Description: Negative.

Description: Neptune is the eighth and farthest known planet from the Sun in the Solar System. In the Solar System, it is the fourth-largest planet by diameter, the third-most-massive planet, and the densest giant planet.

Description: Let me think about it

Description: Negative.

Description: Thanks Mom and Dad!

Description: Let me think about it.

Description: Thanks Mom and Dad!

Description: Stepping over the weak seems like a good strategy for success.

Description: Voting is super important!

Description: Voting is super important!

Description: The joys of the internet!

Description: The joys of the internet!

Description: The crippling debt? Not so much.

Description: Not a bad deal!

Description: Not a bad deal!

Description: It's funny 'cause it's true?

Description: Time poorly spent if you ask me.

Description: Perfect for the anxiety ridden friend who'll probably never where this in public.

Description: Don't like people? Then this is the T-Shirt for you! Avoid unsolicited encounters wherever you go.

Description: Ruin every movie/book/play ever, for every one.

Description: Ruin every movie/book/sonnet/play ever, for everyone.

Description: Always keep an Avo close to your heart,

Description: Always keep an Avo close to your heart.

Description: When we're all drowning in heat and rain and drought. I'm placing a lot of blame on the US withdrawal from the Paris agreement.

Description: My baby plays for keeps. My baby never weeps.

Description: Little known fact: Aliens go nuts for dairy, alas they are lactose intolerant.

Description: For when you'd rather be at the beach, and have an octopus head.

Description: Did you know, placing an octopus carefully over your head gives you super human octopus powers?

Description: Cowabunga dudes!

Description: Bud Headstrong probably shouldn't have forgotten his tether before going on his space walk.

Description: Positive.

Description: Mingling is for other people.

Description: I do not approve of this message.

Description: Poorly spent if you ask me.

Description: The zen is mightier than the sword