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The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in white text for dark shirts)

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in black text for light shirts)

This is on a couple platforms- but as of 1/22/2019 this remains the ONLY Unpainted Huffhines shirt you can get in a sea of Unpainted Arizonas. Courtesy of a request from my college friend and CoenPhile. Enjoy. Check out 8 other Coen Universe designs herein from various films!

Never Mind the Bollocks- here's the Sex Pistols mashup for the Doctor Who fan. Time Lords, Daleks, Tardis, and punk rock album covers. What more does any whovian need? Great gift for BBC Dr Who fans, whether they're from the Tom Baker era or the David Tennant era.

P.A.G.A.N. People Against Goodness and Normalcy- the villains in the hilarious 1987 Tom Hanks / Dan Aykroyd movie Dragnet. Baphomet / Goat Skull design as seen on the Pagan business cards and decor in the movie. Great gift for O.G. Tom Hanks fans, great gift for Dan Aykroyd fans. Perfect gift for Dragnet fans.

Vintage distressed Logo Tee for the late great General Cinemas movie theatre chain headquartered in Chestnut Hill, MA. Retro Boston / Retro movie theater chain history at its finest. Great gift for New England movie buffs.

Logo Tee for the late great Spinoff Roller Rink of Boston. GreatBirthday Gift for Bostonian children of the 1980s, many of whom saw a Spinoff birthday party skating event as a rite of passage.

Wang Computer tee- a throwback to the pre-WYSIWYG computer companies of yesteryear, their green CRTs and phallic names. Great gift for Bostonians of a certain era, or anyone with a fond love for those Halt And Catch Fire era defunct tech companies that used to fill the Route 128 corridor.

Mashup of Ruth Gordon's name with Flash Gordn flaming letters, as seen in Sam Jones' 80s performance of the character. Funny gift for Harold and Maude fans who alos love sci-fi. Great gift for Ruth Gordon fans.

Firestorm the Nuclear Man #1. Classic Comic book hero, and sometimes character in the TV Flashverse.

Corner Box art from the classic Silver Surfer comic book. As seen in the early MCU Fantastic Four movie, but OG Marvel lovers know he's his own guy. Great gift for Marvel fans.

Done in the zooming letters style of the opening credits of Superman: The Movie. A dash of Beastie Boys parody here.

Yo Dawg, we heard you like Darkseid, so we put your Darkseid on a Dark Side so you can Darkside while U Darkseid. Unless Thanos shows up. Then who the heck knows? ( The prism that Pink Floyd used on Dark Side of The Moon mashup with DC villain Darkseid

That flying knife contraption from Beast Mode may be called a Glaive. I think we all know it's our second-favorite glaive, but still. To codo, podo, and the man himself Marc Singer.

For sure there are other copies of this classic shirt- but they all look like they say "Where's the Beeb." And we're not here to show our love of Justin Bieber, we're here to show our love for the 1980s, right? Great gift for a retro TV nut, or anyone who needs a quick and dirty 80s costume! Clara Peller RIP.

Beer lover's version of the classic 80s Where's The Beef tee. Great for beer guzzlers, home brewers, or anyone at the bar who's so drunk they have lost track of where to acquire beer. To heck with Wendy's- sit down with a Hefeweizen, Pilsner or a plain old Bud or Coors and chillax to the max eighties style.

Don't be late to school, kids. I hear there's going to be a totally tubular, awesome visit from the Rubik's Cube contest and they're giving out cans of TAB.

You better pack some extra neon scrunchies and friendship bracelets in your trapper keeper- I hear it's school spirit day and people are gonna get radical.

I hope you remembered to bring your social studies homework. Gary Hart himself is coming to talk to the school today and I think we should read him our essays.

Who can forget the joy of assembling one head, one torso and one set of legs and then rubbing a black crayon over paper to get a new comic book style superhero or villain to color in. The Mighty Men and Monster Maker. One of the great toys of yesteryear. Great gift for 70s kids / 80s kids and fans of retro toys.

Oh that wacky Professor Falken. Builds a WOPR computer to handle the US Nuclear Arsenal and then leaves a six letter common word password as a back door to set it off. No bueno. Wargames movie tee.

Monchichi Monchichi. Oh So soft and cuddly. With her thumb in her mouth she's really neat. Fun yo wiggle her little feet. Yeah yeah yeah. Happy Happy Monchichi. I love you, Mon chi chi! Great throwbackgift for 80s kids, retro toy lovers and fans of great retro commercial jingles. Monchichi is also hella cute in her own right.

The Computer graphic screen on which Gary and Wyatt 'program' their own Kelly Le Brock in 1985's weird science movie. You can tell it's a serious piece of computing hardware because it requires X Y and Z coordinates. Which is why the computer babe they build is exactly 79 inches by 140 inches by 78 inches in size. ROFL. Great gift for 80s movie fans, retro computing geeks and weird scientists.

In the future, an oligarchy of television networks rules the world. Even the government functions primarily as a puppet of the network executives. Reporter Edison Carter and an AI upload of his brain Max Headroom try to even the odds. Great tee to wear to an 80s party, or in an 80s flashback. Great gift for fans of early cyberpunk and eighties culture.

Blinky the red pac man ghost Say RELAX. (Also he Say Check out the rest of the portfolio an 80s kid will love it!)

The classic eighties Frankie Say Relax tee mashed up with everyone's favorite Pac Man ghost Inky.

Climb on your Ostrich and take to the 8 bit skies- it's classic 1980s 2600 era video game Joust! As featured in the book version of Ready Player One- this game captured our 80s imaginations and the arcade version ate all our 80s quarters. Great gift for retrogamers, eighties babies, and anyone who loves ostriches. Striches Be Crazy.

Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde get some backup from their lesser known pac man ghost brothers. Great Novelty gift tee for any 80s kid, retro arcade game fan or gamer with a funny sense of humor.

The mission impossible ticking time bomb scenario of every eighties kid's nightmares: Playing the ticking time bomb that was the game of Perfection. Put the pieces in place before the timer blows! Great throwback tee for fans of 80s toys.

The chest target sensor from the original Laser Tag system of the 1980s. A classic eighties toy. The first time 80s kids had access to laser tech. Great gift for retro toy lovers, laser tag players, 80s geeks and anyone who loves wargames.

The iPhone of 1980- the Little Professor school calculator. Genius design where the lanyard becomes a mortarboard tassle. Great gift for science lovers and fans of retro 80s toys.

The Ghost of Y4r video game Easter Egg screen from the great 80s At4ri game Y4R$ R3V3NGE. One of the first video game easter eggs. Great gift for OG console gamers of the 80s.

Flip your visor up and figure out that damp warp core breach! Hold this phone case to your ear and you'll look like the Lieutenant Commander himself, Geordi La Forge. I got 99 problems but a breach ain't one.

The badass Green Machine Big Wheel. Monster toy of the 70s and 80s. Recumbent tricycle with killer steering and skid brakes. Great gift for 70s and 80s kids and fans of retro toys.

Big Wheel- the toy of every 70s and 80s kid's dreams. Screen downhill with no seatbelt and no helmet. Skin your knee, roll into the leaf pile. Pedal to the metal, baby! Plastic tricycle / trike type toy.

The classic Transformers/Cabbage Patch mashup duo from the Garbage Pail Kids trading cards collection. I defy anyone to get any more 80s references into one mashup. Great gift for 80s kids!