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Spin on the classic eighties iconic Frankie Say Relax shirt, starring your four favorite pac man and miss pac man villains, the ghosts. Chow down a power pellet and chase those bonus point fruit!

Blinky the red pac man ghost Say RELAX. (Also he Say Check out the rest of the portfolio an 80s kid will love it!)

The classic eighties Frankie Say Relax tee mashed up with everyone's favorite Pac Man ghost Inky.

Climb on your Ostrich and take to the 8 bit skies- it's classic 1980s 2600 era video game Joust! As featured in the book version of Ready Player One- this game captured our 80s imaginations and the arcade version ate all our 80s quarters. Great gift for retrogamers, eighties babies, and anyone who loves ostriches. Striches Be Crazy.

Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde get some backup from their lesser known pac man ghost brothers. Great Novelty gift tee for any 80s kid, retro arcade game fan or gamer with a funny sense of humor.

Fans of retro toys, retrotech and the proto-pixelated bright light toy the Lite Brite- show off your vintage nostalgia factor as you explain that to draw a picture in 1973 you had to shove fixed-color pixel pegs through a screen and black paper to rig up glowing images that are put to shame by today's iPhone. I mean seriously- can you believe we've come this far? 80s/70s toys. (Newer versions of the toy have a different and frankly lame peg design. )

The mission impossible ticking time bomb scenario of every eighties kid's nightmares: Playing the ticking time bomb that was the game of Perfection. Put the pieces in place before the timer blows! Great throwback tee for fans of 80s toys.

Talk about Old Scool Computers- this plastic card-driven mechanical computer would work a simple method to match two items, ie the word RED and an example of the color red. The reel-to-reel style computer was for sure ahead of its time look-wise, even if the 'matching' method was so simple that a five year old could figure out every card had the same pattern for its 8 matching pairs.

The chest target sensor from the original Laser Tag system of the 1980s. A classic eighties toy. The first time 80s kids had access to laser tech. Great gift for retro toy lovers, laser tag players, 80s geeks and anyone who loves wargames.

Creepy Momo style evil bird mascot aside, Bok Bok's Chicken is great. Saturday Night Live skit with Kate McKinnon as the evil bird lady that stalks the customers. Lolz.

We play theme songs for movies that don't have them.

No Sandman ever ran. Especially not while carrying a hot beverage.

A painted design that used to be on a bomber/windbreaker jacket. A limited edition piece of art from the late great Man Ray club of Boston.

A man was arrested for setting his house on fore after an argument over CheezIts- Cheez It - So Good You'll Murder Your Family

The logo for the Chromalux Film and Video Lab where Francis Dolarhyde works in the amazing film Red Dragon. (Inspired by the movie) Added joke that 'Your memories are in good hands.' A good piece of dark humor to amuse your friends. Of course, a great gift for Hannibal Lecter fans, and great gift for Red Dragon fans.

The iPhone of 1980- the Little Professor school calculator. Genius design where the lanyard becomes a mortarboard tassle. Great gift for science lovers and fans of retro 80s toys.

WIlly Wonka inspired Emoji. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's own Mister Wonka as a smiley emoji. The kids must be behaving! Great gift for classic movie fans!

The Ghost of Y4r video game Easter Egg screen from the great 80s At4ri game Y4R$ R3V3NGE. One of the first video game easter eggs. Great gift for OG console gamers of the 80s.

The superpowered Joe knockoff 1985-1986 Saturday Morning Cartoon MASK, aka M.A.S.K. Great gift for 80s babies, great gift for retro cartoon lovers.

Logo tee of the Triangle Shirtwaist Company. This is a historic piece of New York City lore, and is not intended to make light of the disaster. This company logo stood high over Green street for years before the fire. The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in New York City on March 25, 1911 was the deadliest industrial disaster in the history of the city. The fire led to legislation requiring improved factory safety standards and helped spur the growth of the International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union.

Tee for the late great Arvie's Candies of Beverly, Massachusetts. Great throwback tee to the Boston of Yesteryear and the classic New England candymaker. Candy Shoppes. Chocolate lovers heaven.

Commemorate the late great KEG of Evanston, where carding was optional and underage life was good. The storied tavern and steak house provided lore and legend to 30+ years of Northwestern University students, and closed in 2013.

Temple Sigil seen in Netflix's THE ORDER - the college werewolf and magic secret society saga which began streaming in 2019. Great gift for YA magic / supernatural thriller fans, and fans of mysterious secret societies at colleges and universities.

Abstract / indie rock / mystery tee shirt with a fish, tribal script reading war bike, and all in all, more questions than answers. Perfect gag gift for a hipster costume, or just something to wear when you feel like being vague and lying to people about what your shirt means. Or maybe you like fish!

Pay homage to the Soviet Dog Kosmonaut program and the Like A Boss meme! Laika was the first mammal to orbit the earth! How BOSS is that? From the wiki: "Laika, a stray dog from the streets of Moscow, was selected to be the occupant of the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 that was launched into outer space on 3 November 1957."

Vintage logo from the old much-loved Bama drive-in movie theatre of Mobile, Alabama. Great gift for cinephiles of the south, and fans of retro movie culture.

Hoos Drugs of Evanston, Illinois. The only Drug Store in town where Bluegrass music plays. Funny memory for many Northwestern students. Great gift for Evanston residents.

The perfect gift for the beleaguered copy editor in your life! Yes, Trauma Surgeons have it tough... but OMG these idiot's and their apostrophe's in plural noun's! Ghaaaaa!

Careful how you open the door- something weird is going on out there.

The unsolved mystery Hangman game shirt given by Andy to Michael in Paddleton. IE The Paddleton Shirt. Spoiler alert: It might say Pithy Word or Pithy Burn. Just sayin'. But there would be two Ts so it definitely can't say Fatty Pork.

What more badass thing to wear to the viewing party for the new Netflix Breaking Bad movie? El Camino- gritty logo tee for the new jesse Pinkman spinoff movie.

Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion Car- a jet age looking retrofuturistic wonder which is said to have inspired the design of the Planet Express ship on Futurama, as well as countless other sci-fi spaceships. You'd think it was from the 60s but apparently the truth is the 1930s. Great gift for design fanatics and fans of historic cars.

Olympian design for high school track and field, college track and field, olympic tryouts or just hobby javelin throwers. Smoke grey impact font reads throwers, crimson red font reads Hell Yeahvelin. Sure to stand out even from the 50 yard ring. Wear it while you set a world record! Track Moms, Track Dads, a great gift for your student athlete!

Dr. Dyson Ido's Cirujano Cibernetico street shingle sign- as seen in the Alita Battle Angel movie. Call him a hacker, an oddball or a manga mechanic- Doctor Dyson is the pone you want when restoring a battle angel, gunnm, cyborg or droid!

Shiver with antici.... POTION. Rocky Horror Picture Show (shout-back-at-the-screen now) Anticipation gag as a text exchange, and one ruined by stupid autocorrect. Doctor Frank N Furter's famous quote. Great gift for Rocky Horror fans, RHPS cosplayers, 1970s survivors and all manner of folks who don't fit in.

Emoji Alexander DeLarge on an orange phone case. A Clockwork Orange movie quote. Great gift for the demented.