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Description: you will forever be my always

Description: you make my heart smile

Description: there are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't

Description: I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't

Description: shine like the stars

Description: the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial

Description: the closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form

Description: no rain no flowers

Description: if truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

Description: those are my principles and if you don't like them... well, I have others

Description: I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by

Description: just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

Description: I never feel more alone than when I'm trying to put sunscreen on my back

Description: always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

Description: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Description: why is the slowest traffic of the day called rush hour?

Description: do not read the next sentence. you little rebel, I like you

Description: the risk I took was calculated, but man, I am bad at math

Description: it's easy to quit smoking I've done it hundreds of times

Description: every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it

Description: I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like

Description: change is inevitable except from a vending machine

Description: guests like fish begin to smell after three days

Description: whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy

Description: the last woman I was in was the statue of liberty

Description: go to heaven for the climate hell for the company

Description: women want love to be a novel men a short story

Description: a day without sunshine is like night

Description: in heaven all the interesting people are missing

Description: why is there an expiration date on sour cream

Description: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

Description: this suspense is terrible I hope it will last

Description: my life feels like a test I didn't study for

Description: I intend to live forever so far so good

Description: collect moments not things

Description: life is too short to learn German