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Your Dad's not a Butcher? Then Happy Mother's Day to Your Dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a butcher or meat merchant with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a butcher and a graphic of a pair of meat cleavers.

Your dad’s not a soldier? Then happy Mother’s Day to your dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a soldier with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a Soldier and a graphic of a combat helmet and pair of rifles.

Your dad’s not a cop? Then happy Mother’s Day to your dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a police officer with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a Cop and a graphic of a policeman's hat and batons.

Your dad’s not a police man? Then happy Mother’s Day to your dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a police officer or cop with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a Police Man and a graphic of a policeman's hat and batons.

Your dad’s not a fireman? Then happy Mother’s Day to your dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a firefighter with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a Fireman and a graphic of a fireman's hat and pair of fire axes.

Your Dad's not a Fisherman? Then Happy Mother's Day to Your Dad. This design makes fun of every father that's not a fisherman with a funny saying that mocks any dad who's not a fisherman.

Middle Aged with a Medieval Knight. Design for a middle-aged man or middle-aged woman. Great gift for a man or woman in their 40s, 50s, or 60s. Give it as a 40th birthday gift for a man entering middle age. Gag gift for a woman turning 30, implying she's now middle-aged. Middle-aged man gift, middle-aged woman gift.

Eat, Sleep, Hunt Snipe, Repeat. Great gag gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

Can you dust my wets? You can just order parmesan cheese. But I need my wets dusted. Please! My wets! Great gift for people who can't help but say "dust my wets" when asking for parmesan cheese on their spaghetti at an Italian restaurant.

Can you dust my wets? You can just order parmesan cheese. Please. My wets. Great gift for people who can't help but say "dust my wets" when asking for parmesan cheese on their spaghetti at an Italian restaurant.

Middle Aged with a Medieval Court Jester. Funny Design for a middle-aged man or middle-aged woman. Great gift for a man or woman in their 40s, 50s, or 60s. Give it as a 40th birthday gift for a man entering middle age. Gag gift for a woman turning 30, implying she's now middle-aged. Middle-aged man gift, middle-aged woman gift.

Middle Aged with a Medieval Knight jousting against the Grim Reaper. Funny Design for a middle-aged man or middle-aged woman.

Middle Aged with a Medieval Knight jousting against the Grim Reaper. Funny Design for a middle-aged man or middle-aged woman. Great gift for a man or woman in their 40s, 50s, or 60s. Give it as a 40th birthday gift for a man entering middle age. Gag gift for a woman turning 30, implying she's now middle-aged. Middle-aged man gift, middle-aged woman gift.

Legendary Snipe Hunter. Great gag gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Is the snipe a legend, or is it the snipe hunter? Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

I'd Rather be Snipe Hunting! Great gag gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Give to a man who'd rather be getting pranked than working.

Snipe Hunting World Champion! Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

Snipe Hunting is my Therapy. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

World's Greatest Snipe Hunter! Great gag gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

I Found the Snipe! Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

I Just Want to Drink Beer and go Snipe Hunting. Great gag gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe. Give to a man who loves beer and pranks. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

Snipe Crossing. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

This is my Snipe Hunting Shirt. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

I Caught the Snipe. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

Snipe Happens. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

Snipe Whisperer. Great gift for a man who loves to hunt snipe, or pull pranks on his buddies. Snipe hunting is a great, fun prank to pull on a friend. Make your friend wear this funny snipe-hunting design after they fall for your snipe-hunting gag. Wear to help pull off a snipe hunt by showing you are a successful snipe hunter.

If you have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, EDS, or hypermobility, you are extra flexible. Your knees might even bend backward without any pain. Before you were diagnosed, were you ever surprised everyone else wasn't like you? Why do their knees only bend one way? Great gift for anyone with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, EDS, hypermobile, extra flexible, contortionists, or anyone else whose knees can bend backward.

Zebra Strong with a Zebra posing as Rosie the Riveter. Show support for women who remain strong despite suffering from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a rare, chronic collagen disease. This Ehlers-Danlos design is an excellent gift for people suffering from hypermobility or EDS, sometimes called as Zebras. Give to an EDS Warrior. Great to raise awareness for EDS Awareness Month.

Because of your Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, do you ever get tired of everything hurting whenever you move but also when you remain still? Explain your situation with this fun EDS design.

Funny shirt for women who are clumsy, awkward, or have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS). "Today I will be witty, charming, elegant, and only trip over a few things" apparel makes a great gift for people who are clumsy, awkward, or have vertigo, dizziness, BPPV, or Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS)

I'm Not Clumsy. Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome EDS Distressed design. Do you ever get tired of explaining why you are a little bit awkward, you don't have perfect control of your body, you trip, stumble or drop things? Explain your situation with this EDS shirt that says, "I'm not Clumsy. I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome." Great for anyone who suffers from EDS, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, collagen disorders, connective tissue disorders, hypermobility, hypermobile, hyperflexible joints, contortionists, or any other form of EDS that causes you to be clumsy.

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome is a very rare disease, and when people, even doctors, look at someone with EDS, they often don't see anything wrong. That's why EDS is known as an invisible illness. "What part of Invisible Illness do you not understand?" design is an excellent gift for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome sufferers, hypermobile people, or anyone with EDS.

The word Okie with the traditional Osage buffalo-skin shield with seven eagle feathers from the Oklahoma State Flag in place of the O. Okie used to be an insult, but now it's a term of endearment and pride for those who come from the State of Oklahoma. Display that you're a proud Okie with this Okie design featuring the shield from the state flag of Oklahoma.

Drop Bears. I believe. Featuring a vintage sunset with a drop bear silhouette. Drop bears are Australia Feral Koalas that drop from the trees, biting and clawing their victims. This Funny Drop Bear design is sure to get a laugh. Whether you believe Drop Bears are a hoax, or are into drop bear hunting, safety, or conservation. Don't let your friend be a victim of a Drop Bear attack. Promote Drop Bear awareness.

My Spirit Animal is a Drop Bear. Featuring a vintage sunset with a cute cartoon drop bear. Drop bears are Australian Feral Koalas that drop from the trees, biting and clawing their victims. Is a drop bear your spirit animal? This Funny Drop Bear design is sure to get a laugh. Whether you believe Drop Bears are a hoax or are into drop bear hunting, safety, or conservation. Don't let your friend be a victim of a Drop Bear attack. Promote Drop Bear awareness.

Hoop Snake warning sign with the words Hoop Snake Crossing and a silhouette graphic of a hoop snake. This funny hoop snake design is sure to get a laugh. Whether you believe hoop snakes are a myth or are into hoop snake hunting, safety, or conservation. Don't let your friend be a victim of a hoop snake bite. Promote hoop snake awareness.

Hoop Snake warning sign with the words Danger: Hoop Snakes and a silhouette graphic of a hoop snake. This funny hoop snake warning sign is sure to get a laugh. Whether you believe hoop snakes are a myth or are into hoop snake hunting, safety, or conservation. Don't let your friend be a victim of a hoop snake bite. Promote hoop snake awareness.