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Description: Floating in space and suddenly realizing the world might not be round? Well, this is awkward. This funny flat earth design pairs a puzzled astronaut with a domed flat Earth carried by three elephants on a giant turtle, surrounded by planets and stars. A great sarcastic space gift for science lovers, astronomy fans, sci-fi readers and anyone with a dry sense of humor. Soft cream ink pops on dark garments.
Description: I identify as late! A funny sarcastic design of an exhausted alarm clock with droopy eyes, a royal crown, floating coffee beans and a steaming cup of coffee, paired with the cheeky line “my pronouns are almost/there.” A relatable joke for the chronically late, the permanent snooze-button pressers and anyone who runs on coffee and good intentions. Perfect gift for coffee lovers, procrastinators, night owls, non-morning people, coworkers and friends who are never on time. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and office gift swaps.
Description: I identify as late! A funny sarcastic design of an exhausted alarm clock with droopy eyes, a royal crown, floating coffee beans and a steaming cup of coffee, paired with the cheeky line “my pronouns are almost/there.” A relatable joke for the chronically late, the permanent snooze-button pressers and anyone who runs on coffee and good intentions. Perfect gift for coffee lovers, procrastinators, night owls, non-morning people, coworkers and friends who are never on time. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and office gift swaps.
Description: The world is my playground! A bold four-panel comic-style parkour design showing a freerunner vaulting rooftops, sliding rails, climbing walls and leaping between city buildings, finished in warm retro orange, mustard and teal. Made for traceurs, freerunners and urban athletes who see every ledge, rail and wall as an obstacle course. Perfect gift for parkour lovers, free running fans, calisthenics and extreme sports athletes, gym and street workout crews, and anyone who loves training outdoors. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: The world is my playground! A bold four-panel comic-style parkour design showing a freerunner vaulting rooftops, sliding rails, climbing walls and leaping between city buildings, finished in warm retro orange, mustard and teal. Made for traceurs, freerunners and urban athletes who see every ledge, rail and wall as an obstacle course. Perfect gift for parkour lovers, free running fans, calisthenics and extreme sports athletes, gym and street workout crews, and anyone who loves training outdoors. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: Parkour! This humpback whale is clearing the waves like a pro athlete. A funny retro whale design featuring a vintage woodcut-style breaching humpback leaping out of the ocean in front of a bold orange sunset, framed in a classic arched badge. A playful mix of ocean life, parkour humor, and vintage nature art, made for anyone who loves whales, freerunning, and a good pun. Perfect gift for parkour fans, freerunners, whale watchers, marine biology lovers, ocean and beach lovers, sailors, divers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal humor. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: Parkour! This humpback whale is clearing the waves like a pro athlete. A funny retro whale design featuring a vintage woodcut-style breaching humpback leaping out of the ocean in front of a bold orange sunset, framed in a classic arched badge. A playful mix of ocean life, parkour humor, and vintage nature art, made for anyone who loves whales, freerunning, and a good pun. Perfect gift for parkour fans, freerunners, whale watchers, marine biology lovers, ocean and beach lovers, sailors, divers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal humor. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: Parkour! This humpback whale is clearing the waves like a pro athlete. A funny retro whale design featuring a vintage woodcut-style breaching humpback leaping out of the ocean in front of a bold orange sunset, framed in a classic arched badge. A playful mix of ocean life, parkour humor, and vintage nature art, made for anyone who loves whales, freerunning, and a good pun. Perfect gift for parkour fans, freerunners, whale watchers, marine biology lovers, ocean and beach lovers, sailors, divers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal humor. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: Parkour! This humpback whale is clearing the waves like a pro athlete. A funny retro whale design featuring a vintage woodcut-style breaching humpback leaping out of the ocean in front of a bold orange sunset, framed in a classic arched badge. A playful mix of ocean life, parkour humor, and vintage nature art, made for anyone who loves whales, freerunning, and a good pun. Perfect gift for parkour fans, freerunners, whale watchers, marine biology lovers, ocean and beach lovers, sailors, divers, and anyone who enjoys quirky animal humor. A great pick for birthdays, Christmas, and Father's Day.
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: I tried it at home!” is the perfect comeback for every project that didn’t go to plan. This hand-drawn design shows a person standing calmly in front of a blaze, a spin on the classic “don’t try this at home” warning. It’s a good fit for DIYers, home cooks, experimenters, and anyone whose weekend project went sideways. It also works as a gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers with dark humor, or the one person who never reads the instructions. Wear it whenever the experiment, recipe, or home repair turns into a small disaster.
I Tried It At Home - Funny DIY Fail Fire Silhouette Sarcastic Dark Humor Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: I tried it at home!” is the perfect comeback for every project that didn’t go to plan. This hand-drawn design shows a person standing calmly in front of a blaze, a spin on the classic “don’t try this at home” warning. It’s a good fit for DIYers, home cooks, experimenters, and anyone whose weekend project went sideways. It also works as a gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers with dark humor, or the one person who never reads the instructions. Wear it whenever the experiment, recipe, or home repair turns into a small disaster.
I Tried It At Home - Funny DIY Fail Fire Silhouette Sarcastic Dark Humor Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Is that bird on the wire watching you? This retro sunset design shows a flock of surveillance-camera birds perched on a power line, with the slogan “Birds Aren’t Real – If It Flies It Spies.” It’s a vintage-style take on the famous Birds Aren’t Real conspiracy meme.
Birds Aren’t Real Retro Sunset Spy Camera Birds Conspiracy Meme – If It Flies It Spies Bag
$19 $24
Description: Can’t spell hatred without red hat. This design plays on the letters hiding inside the word “hatred” and pairs the pun with a distressed, hand-drawn red cap. It’s sarcastic political humor for anyone who likes their statements short, sharp, and a little cheeky.
Can’t Spell Hatred Without Red Hat - Anti-MAGA Political Satire Wordplay Bag
$19 $24
Description: A platform for fascists. This vintage woodcut-style illustration of a guillotine on a wooden scaffold is a dark-humor pun on the word “platform,” a play on the “no platform” idea. The aged cream, burgundy, and charcoal palette has the look of a French Revolution-era print. Made for anti-fascists, history buffs, political satire fans, and anyone who enjoys edgy, retro-style graphics with a message. It also suits fans of French Revolution history and gothic imagery.
A Platform For Fascists - Anti-Fascist Guillotine Dark Humor Political Satire Bag
$19 $24
Description: Keep an open mind with this funny “Only Works If It’s Open” design. A detailed vintage-style brain acts as a parachute, with a skydiver floating beneath it. It’s a clever pun on the saying that minds, like parachutes, only work when they’re open. A great pick for skydivers, paratroopers, adrenaline junkies, psychology fans, neuroscience students, nurses, and anyone who loves sarcastic or nerdy humor. It also makes a good gift for birthdays, graduations, or any friend who loves jumping out of planes. Wear it to show you’re open to new ideas, new experiences, and the occasional leap of faith.
Only Works If It’s Open - Brain Parachute Skydiver, Funny Open Minded Skydiving Humor Bag
$19 $24