Tapestries
Description: Jesus facepalming over everything people say he said. A funny, sarcastic design for anyone with a sense of humor about faith, misquotes, and people who just don’t listen. A good gift for Christian humor fans, sarcastic friends, and anyone who has ever had to say “that’s not what I meant.”
Description: A cucumber in a tomato beret holds hands with a happy tomato in a sweet veggie romance. A cute and flirty pun for couples, gardeners, and food-pun fans. A great gift for Valentine’s Day or an anniversary.
If You Were a Vegetable You’d Be a Cumber Cucumber Tomato Love Pun Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: A calm chimp politely declines a human brain with a firm “no thanks.” A sarcastic take on AI and tech culture for developers, techies, and anyone who lets the robots do the thinking. A great gift for coworkers and AI skeptics. Tags: ai humor, no thanks i use ai, artificial intelligence, funny ai, chimpanzee, monkey, brain, tech humor, sarcastic, programmer, techie gift, chatbot, lazy humor, office humor, geek
Description: A calm chimp politely declines a human brain with a firm “no thanks.” A sarcastic take on AI and tech culture for developers, techies, and anyone who lets the robots do the thinking. A great gift for coworkers and AI skeptics. Tags: ai humor, no thanks i use ai, artificial intelligence, funny ai, chimpanzee, monkey, brain, tech humor, sarcastic, programmer, techie gift, chatbot, lazy humor, office humor, geek
Description: A calm chimp politely declines a human brain with a firm “no thanks.” A sarcastic take on AI and tech culture for developers, techies, and anyone who lets the robots do the thinking. A great gift for coworkers and AI skeptics. Tags: ai humor, no thanks i use ai, artificial intelligence, funny ai, chimpanzee, monkey, brain, tech humor, sarcastic, programmer, techie gift, chatbot, lazy humor, office humor, geek
Description: Classic campaign-style design with a starred banner, laurel wreath, and red, white, and blue ribbon, featuring the name El-Sayed and 2026. A great pick for supporters of Abdul El-Sayed's 2026 Michigan Senate run, Michigan Democrats, progressives, and political junkies, perfect for rallies, canvassing, watch parties, and gifts. Fan-made design; not affiliated with or endorsed by any campaign.
Senator El-Sayed 2026 Abdul El-Sayed Michigan Senate Campaign Patriotic Political Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Why is this face orange? Because it's literally an orange. This bold, textured caricature of a suited politician, complete with fruit stem, leaves, and a flag lapel pin, drives the joke home with one word: ORANGE. Satirical political humor for debate-night watchers, news junkies, and anyone with a sense of humor about it all.
Orange Funny Political Satire Orange Head Fruit Parody Suit And Tie Caricature Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Science meets comfort food. A wild-haired genius in an apron and bow tie, circled by atomic orbits, reveals the real formula behind everything: fried chicken squared. A clever parody of the world's most famous equation, and a great gift for science teachers, physics nerds, STEM students, foodies, and fried chicken fans.
Fried Chicken Physics Funny Scientist Parody E=mc2 Science Joke Chicken Lover Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Some people ask for socks. This Santa-suited character hugs a giant, bow-wrapped missile with a gift tag reading "To: Kim," surrounded by holly, snowflakes, and sparkles. Dark-humor holiday satire for white elephant swaps, ugly Christmas parties, political junkies, and anyone whose wish list is a little explosive.
All I Want For Christmas Is Nukes Funny Christmas Satire Dark Humor Holiday Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Spread some cheeky holiday cheer with this vintage-style “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice” design! A winking retro Santa Claus pops out of a snowy chimney with a thumbs-up, surrounded by gift-filled sacks, candy canes, teddy bears and sparkling gold stars. The bold red and gold lettering gives it a classic, nostalgic Christmas look with a naughty-or-nice twist.
Description: Science meets comfort food. A wild-haired genius in an apron and bow tie, circled by atomic orbits, reveals the real formula behind everything: fried chicken squared. A clever parody of the world's most famous equation, and a great gift for science teachers, physics nerds, STEM students, foodies, and fried chicken fans.
Fried Chicken Physics Funny Scientist Parody E=mc2 Science Joke Chicken Lover Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Spread some cheeky holiday cheer with this vintage-style “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice” design! A winking retro Santa Claus pops out of a snowy chimney with a thumbs-up, surrounded by gift-filled sacks, candy canes, teddy bears and sparkling gold stars. The bold red and gold lettering gives it a classic, nostalgic Christmas look with a naughty-or-nice twist.
Description: Spread some cheeky holiday cheer with this vintage-style “I’m So Good Santa Came Twice” design! A winking retro Santa Claus pops out of a snowy chimney with a thumbs-up, surrounded by gift-filled sacks, candy canes, teddy bears and sparkling gold stars. The bold red and gold lettering gives it a classic, nostalgic Christmas look with a naughty-or-nice twist.