Description: Add your kid’s own name to this design at no extra cost! Just email [email protected] with subject line ‘Name my Turkey’ and let me know the name you want to go on the turkey. Great present this holiday season for newborns and toddlers to let them know how cute and awesome they are!
Description: I’m not sure about you, but Thanksgiving Day is one of my favorite holidays of the year! This is perfect for those who love to get totally pumped to feast on lots of turkey, desserts, more carbs, oh and more carbs and food. If you want to use all those carbs to go beast mode at the gym later, that is just a bonus!
Description: It’s a scary thing to be a mom. So give this shirt out to your awesome, loving mom and let her know she is doing a MONSTER job at being the world’s greatest mom. And if you are a mom reading this, well then I dedicate this shirt to you and thank you. Let the scary world know this Halloween that they should be afraid of only one thing....a momster!
Description: Magic candles - Occult symbols - Mystical book: Check. Everything is ready for the ceremony until the door slowly starts to creak open and all you can see in the darkness of the shadows is a figure holding something so frightening that not even the ghosts in the room could watch. As the figure comes closer you see what can only be described as a duffle bag filled with torture equipment and a terrifying witchcraft spell called: “gym bag”. Seems like we were not on the same page...
Description: If movies have taught us anything, it just takes one mad scientist to figure out the zombie virus, or by accident it’s created trying to fight whatever pandemic is going on at the time. So the question really is how quickly in the future will there be no more ghosts, and instead just us zombies... ::dramatic evil music plays::
Description: When you are training, you need to be 150% all in. Nothing else matters except you and the weights. Your blood starts to boil, laser sharp focus kicks in, muscles tearing apart, body mutates, and you realize you are no longer human...you are now only what can be described as... a Beast.
Description: You ask 100 vampires, zombies, mummies, or skeletons what is the proper way to deadlift, and you will get 100 different answers. Lucky for you, I found a second opinion with another leading expert in deadlifts and through this shirt, we can finally spread the word on the proper way of deadlifting.
Description: There comes a time in someone’s life when all their hard work at the gym finally pays off. And that time is when you are able to muscle your way through all those savages trying to take away your last cheesy, delicious, scrumptious, saucey, slice of pizza. So keep going to the gym and make sure you are always stronger than everyone else trying to grab that last slice.
Description: We get it. Sometimes there are just people at the gym who can't help but talk to you even if you are in the middle of trying to break a PR. So, instead of telling them #$%% #$%, you can now politely point to this graphic and give them a nice smile as they fade away into oblivion and you get a great gym session in record time.
Description: This is more than about just giving it all at the gym. Sure, giving your most at the gym is very important, but this is about giving your most in everything you do. Imagine what you could accomplish if every task you tackled you put 100% focus and attention to. You can do it and believe in yourself.
Description: I know it's easier said than done, but let's think about it for a second. We work so hard and push ourselves to achieve our goals, but most of the time we hate on ourselves and get defeated even on the smallest road bump. Well, no more of that! From now on, you and I will keep pushing and working hard, but be happy while doing it because...why not! We deserve to be happy!
Description: We are a man's man. We don't do that nasty kissies and holding hands garbage around here. Oh no, we are way too manly for that. We are true warriors who would defeat an empire to protect our dogs. We would scour the scorched Earth to find the next best tasting protein shake. This graphic is the epitome of everything, we as true men, stand for.
Description: You just had an awesome pump at the gym! Every single rep had perfect mind-muscle connection as you kept perfect form every single set. Your muscles are now bulging as you marvel at your amazing results of years of dedication. You decide it’s time to leave and fuel your body for recovery. You get home and walk past the mirror only to catch a quick glance with your peripheral and you reluctantly stop mid-movement. You slowly start to turn your head toward this reflective evil object of distortion even though you know what you are about to see is the evil work of the gym’s shrink ray. Your eyes widen open and mouth gaping with shock and awe seeing that massive pump you just had 5 minutes ago is completely obliterated. But it’s okay, because y
