Hugbot can’t be bargained with. Can’t be reasoned with. Doesn’t feel hatred, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are affirmed.
You're at the biggest convention of the year. In your part of the country. In a local library. With four other authors. Who also wrote zombie detective romance novels. And you're all wearing the same stocking cap. HOW DO YOU ASSERT YOURSELF? A fancier hat? NO! Watch them squirm with envy when you reveal you're THE WRITER.
They may describe it as "ironic" but you know the literal definition of the word.
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Chelsea in accounting doesn't know what you do. Even Steve the secretary asks you to make copies. Assert your authority: you're the designer. Not Jim from marketing or Karen in sales. YOU!
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uniform, funnytee, designer humor, funny gift, humorous gift