Cards
Description: A laboratory test tube filled with green liquid and dark particles at the bottom. Two white speech bubbles frame the test tube. The left bubble reads "IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION" and the right bubble reads "YOU'RE PART OF THE PRECIPITATE".
Test Tube "IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION" "YOU'RE PART OF THE PRECIPITATE" Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white text graphic on a black background. The text reads "YOU MATTER UNLESS YOU MULTIPLY YOURSELF BY THE SPEED OF LIGHT SQUARED... ... THEN YOU ENERGY". An atomic symbol is placed between "YOU" and "ENERGY" on the bottom line.
You Matter Unless You Multiply Yourself By The Speed Of Light Squared... Then You Energy Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon depicts two white chickens wearing sombreros and scarves. The chicken on the left has a multi-colored striped scarf and orange lower body. The chicken on the right has a tan scarf and tan lower body. Red text above reads "LOS POLLOS" and red text below reads "HERMANOS". A light brown circular shape with black spots forms the background.
Description: A Venn diagram illustrating concepts related to 'The Matrix', 'Idiocracy', and 'Terminator'. The left circle shows a silhouette of a head with digital rain and a person at a computer. The right side depicts a ruined city with a robot figure and people at computers, with a compass in the center pointing to 'YOU ARE HERE'.
Description: A retro-style composition featuring the word "Amaze" repeated three times in different color gradients. The first "Amaze" has a blue-to-green gradient, the second has a pink-to-purple gradient surrounded by an orbit, and the third has a purple gradient. A small UFO is present in the upper right corner, set against a dark background with stars.
Description: A stylized, geometric representation of a unicorn rendered in a monochromatic origami style. The form is constructed from sharp, angular planes of white with subtle grey shading to define folds and depth against a black background. It depicts a standing mythical creature with a horn.
Description: A retro-style graphic with a sunset gradient background featuring horizontal stripes of teal, yellow, red, and gray. A man in a suit stands center, with an atomic model in his left hand and a beaker in his right. The text "Y'ALL MOTHF* CKAS" is curved above, and "NEED SCIENCE" is bolded below.
Description: A portrait of a bald man with a red turtleneck against a dark cosmic background featuring swirling galaxies and stars. The text 'IF SCIENCE WERE EASY THEY WOULD CALL IT YOUR MOM.' is positioned above the portrait, and 'CARL SEAS/EN' is below. The style is illustrative with bold outlines.
If Science Were Easy They Would Call It Your Mom Carl Seas/en Portrait Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A collage-style arrangement of characters and objects from a retro movie poster. Features two central figures, a punk on a motorcycle, a woman on a planet with rings, adults, a mummy, a monster, and several toilets. The title 'WEIRD SCIENCE' is prominently displayed in yellow lettering with a red outline.
Description: A circular emblem with a navy blue border and a white textured interior. Inside, a triangle encloses a building with mountains behind it, flanked by laurel branches. The text "SHERMER HIGH SCHOOL" is displayed on a banner below the triangle. Above the emblem, the text "SHERMER H.S. PHYS. ED." is written in navy blue block letters.
Description: A dark background features a collage of sci-fi and fantasy elements. Prominently displayed are the words "Once Upon a Time... In a Galaxy Far, Far Away...". Various spacecraft, dinosaurs, a TARDIS, and a rabbit outline are scattered across the composition, interspersed with numerous lines of text.
Description: A retro landscape featuring a cascading waterfall surrounded by lush green pine trees and rocky outcrops. In the background, rolling hills are covered in vibrant orange and yellow foliage under a pale orange sky with scattered clouds. The text 'POCONOS' is prominently displayed in large yellow letters at the top, with 'PENNSYLVANIA' below it in green.
Description: A silhouette of a moose stands in a forest of pine trees in front of a mountain range. A large, retro-style sunset with a gradient of yellow, orange, and red is behind the mountains. The text 'THE PINE TREE STATE' is displayed on a ribbon banner below the scene with a blue and green gradient.
Description: A central figure in traditional robes stands with one hand over their chest and the other holding a flaming heart. A halo encircles their head, and red light beams emanate from above. The figure is framed by an oval shape with intricate geometric patterns and dot details on a black background.
Description: A circular emblem featuring a golden dragon in front of mountains and a cityscape. Text at the top reads "BANK UNDER THE MOUNTAIN". A banner across the middle displays "EST. TA 2770". The bottom text states "DEPOSITS ONLY". Two skull icons are present on the left and right sides.
Dragon Emblem Bank Under The Mountain Est. TA 2770 Deposits Only Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A close-up portrait of a cougar's face with piercing yellow eyes and detailed fur texture. The text reads "NEVER KILLED A" above the cougar's head, "MOUNTAIN LION" on a brown banner, "BUT" in a white banner, and "I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" below the cougar's face. The style is realistic with bold typography.
Description: A stylized front view of a vintage steam train, rendered with bold colors and flat design elements. The train emits a large plume of grey smoke and is partially obscured by white clouds. Below the train, the text "BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN RAILROAD FRONTIERLAND" is displayed prominently.
Description: A retro-style flat graphic depicting three male musicians on a black background. The left figure plays a purple electric guitar, the center figure sings into a microphone, and the right figure plays a silver electric guitar and wears a blue cap. The text 'BIG MOUNTAIN FUDGECAKE' is displayed prominently below the figures.
