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Kitty in a Strawberry Patch Socks

Description: My favorite little muse wanted this. If you are ~5 years old, this just works.

Tags: anime, berries, berry, cute, fruit
No Peace Revenge Duck Socks
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Description: There is a backstory here and this duck is here to duck someone up!

Tags: cute, duck, ducks, floral, flower
Morning Wood Lumber Company Socks
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Description: Some things are best taken care of early! Start the day out right and get than wood taken care of!

Tags: chainsaw, erection, glory, lumber, lumberjack
PAGAN - People Against Goodness and Normalcy Socks
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Description: From the files of Dragnet!

Tags: cop show, dragnet, fantasy, funny, humor
Vogon Fleet Invading Earth Socks
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Description: The ships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams

Tags: 42, bypass, dont panic, douglas adams, earth
Dabbing Heart Socks
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Description: Time to feel cool and triumphant! Get yours on today!

Tags: dab, dabbing, funny, heart, humor
Full of Love Heart Socks
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Description: A huge heart emits love from within! Get that perfect gift for that special someone!

Tags: boyfriend, couple, girlfriend, heart, hearts
Rizz AF Socks
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Description: The perfect design for any serious player

Tags: ladys man, hunt, smooth, player, sexy
Duckula vs a Carrot Socks
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Description: A Vegan can be scary enough! Imagine a Vegan Vampire Duck!

Tags: duckula, vegan, vegetarian, count, count duckula
F#@K U Socks
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Description: This little guy is sending U a message

Tags: fuck, middle finger, rocking you, fu, go fuck yourself
People Against Goodness and Normaly Socks
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Description: As interpreted by the fun-filled writers who made the Dragnet movie!

Tags: dragnet, fanart, humor, magic, movie parody
Run Away! Socks
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Description: This little bunny is not to be trifled with. A closer inspection will reveal that it is very big teeth! Only those blessed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch should approach so they can blowest thy enemy into tiny little bits.

Tags: antioch, bunny, easter, holy grail, holy hand grenade
Powered By Infinite Improbability Socks

Description: Space is big. Really Big. To get around in a jiffy, the improbability drive is the best way to narrow the gap between two points in the space-time continuum. It is also a popular means to get to the restaurant and the end of the universe!

Tags: 42, bypass, dont panic, douglas adams, galaxy
Dad Bod Socks
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Description: It takes years to make this happen!

Tags: bods, cool gift, dad, dad bods, dad jokes
A Penny Is Not Worth Your Thoughts Socks
Tags: a penny for your thoughts, baka, fool, foolish, funny
Powered by Unicorns and Chocolate Socks

Description: Nothing pairs better than chocolate and unicorns!

Tags: chocolate, cute, kawaii, pastel, powered by chocolate
Powered by Unicorns and Calculus Socks

Description: The calculus of cute has arrived. Share your love of unicorns and higher mathematics!

Tags: calculus, fantasy, just a girl, just a girl who loves, magic
Powered by Unicorns and Quantum Mechanics Socks

Description: Channel your inner magic and step into the STEM of things with a Unicorn who loves quantum mechanics!

Tags: cute, just a girl, just a girl who loves, kawaii, physics
Powered by Unicorns and Chemistry Socks

Description: Step into the STEM of things with a cute unicorn who loves chemistry!

Tags: chemical, chemist, chemistry, chemistry teacher, cute
Happy Chum Day Socks
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Description: The best day to enjoy your chum!

Tags: bikini bottom, chum, chum bucket, chum fricassee, chummy
Jingle My Bells Socks
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Description: A surefire way to enjoy a white Christmas. Maybe not Bing Crosby's version though.

Tags: adult xmas, christmas, christmas humor, funny christmas, funny xmas
Let's Get Pickled Socks
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Description: Some interpret this differently than others ;-)

Tags: alcohol, beer, cucumber, cute, drink
Jolly Roger Breakfast Socks
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Description: Even pirates need a good start to their day before the pillaging and plundering!

Tags: atheism, bacon, breakfast, chosen, eggs
F Bomb Socks
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Description: These can drop in the most unexpected times!

Tags: cussing, cute, f bombs, fuck, funny
MILF - Man I Loath Fascists Socks
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Description: Not sure I want to meet someone who loves fascists.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa
Bureau of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot Socks
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Description: The government is finally being honest about its true purpose.

Tags: agency, agent, atf, fbi, government
Green Christmas Light Socks
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Description: It looks like Uncle Fester had a cousin we never heard of.

Tags: ugly xmas sweater, ugly holiday sweater, christmas, xmas, sweater
Happy Holly Daze Socks
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Description: A Holly Daze is the likely result of excess time with extended family

Tags: christmas, berries, jolly, xmas sweater, ugly christmas sweater
Ho's? Socks
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Description: Santa looks like he may have lost some Ho's! Can you help?

Tags: christmas funny, santa, christmas lovers, funny christmas, merry christmas
Wanna Get Baked Socks
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Description: This little gingerbread cookie loves to get baked!

Tags: stoned, gingerbread, 420, wake and bake, legalize it
Let's Get Lit Reindeer Socks
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Description: This little guy wants to get lit with you! What better way to get into the holiday spirit?

Tags: fantasy, weed, snow, xmas, reindeer
Blue Xmas Light Socks
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Description: It appears Uncle Fester's cousin is quite useful in testing Christmas lights.

Tags: xmas light bright gift, ugly christmas gift, christmas, ugly christmas sweater, ugly christmas sweater dress
A Christmas Cockroach Socks

Description: This little guy does his best to spread cheer in his own way.

Tags: cockroach, bug, ugly sweater, holiday sweater, christmas
Wanna Frosty One Socks
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Description: Frosty is here to share a frosty one with you!

Tags: christmas humor, holiday, christmas sweater, snowman, xmas
Wanna Get Lit? Socks

Description: This little reindeer wants to get lit with you!

Tags: get lit, lets get lit, reindeer, drinking, beer
Wanna Get Elf'ed Up? Socks
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Description: This little Elf is ready to party! Are you?

Tags: festive, season, x mas, party, xmas

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