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Description: My favorite little muse wanted this. If you are ~5 years old, this just works.

Description: There is a backstory here and this duck is here to duck someone up!

Description: Some things are best taken care of early! Start the day out right and get than wood taken care of!

Description: From the files of Dragnet!

Description: The ships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams

Description: Time to feel cool and triumphant! Get yours on today!

Description: A huge heart emits love from within! Get that perfect gift for that special someone!

Description: The perfect design for any serious player

Description: A Vegan can be scary enough! Imagine a Vegan Vampire Duck!

Description: This little guy is sending U a message

Description: As interpreted by the fun-filled writers who made the Dragnet movie!

Description: This little bunny is not to be trifled with. A closer inspection will reveal that it is very big teeth! Only those blessed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch should approach so they can blowest thy enemy into tiny little bits.

Description: Space is big. Really Big. To get around in a jiffy, the improbability drive is the best way to narrow the gap between two points in the space-time continuum. It is also a popular means to get to the restaurant and the end of the universe!

Description: It takes years to make this happen!

Description: Nothing pairs better than chocolate and unicorns!

Description: The calculus of cute has arrived. Share your love of unicorns and higher mathematics!

Description: Channel your inner magic and step into the STEM of things with a Unicorn who loves quantum mechanics!

Description: Step into the STEM of things with a cute unicorn who loves chemistry!

Description: The best day to enjoy your chum!

Description: A surefire way to enjoy a white Christmas. Maybe not Bing Crosby's version though.

Description: Some interpret this differently than others ;-)

Description: Even pirates need a good start to their day before the pillaging and plundering!

Description: These can drop in the most unexpected times!

Description: Not sure I want to meet someone who loves fascists.

Description: The government is finally being honest about its true purpose.

Description: It looks like Uncle Fester had a cousin we never heard of.

Description: A Holly Daze is the likely result of excess time with extended family

Description: Santa looks like he may have lost some Ho's! Can you help?

Description: This little gingerbread cookie loves to get baked!

Description: This little guy wants to get lit with you! What better way to get into the holiday spirit?

Description: It appears Uncle Fester's cousin is quite useful in testing Christmas lights.

Description: This little guy does his best to spread cheer in his own way.

Description: Frosty is here to share a frosty one with you!

Description: This little reindeer wants to get lit with you!

Description: This little Elf is ready to party! Are you?