JAC3D

Description: For those times when simply being overwhelmed fails to describe it.

Description: When you can laugh at yourself, you are free.

Description: The answer is obvious when you look at it from the perspective of evolution.

Description: No really. Don't stop. Be leaving. Seriously go.

Description: For those days when you are feeling extra groovy

Description: Remember to yield! This sign is not for everyone!

Description: That is one large rooster and they tend to be a bit obnoxious.

Description: There is a big difference between a Coors Light and an Arrogant Bastard.

Description: Who knew simple not or logic gates could be so deep?

Description: Perfect for that person who goes way overboard for someone they like

Description: Towel day is May 25th and what better way to show your support?

Description: Just so you know it is not real and authentic.

Description: Another call you don't want to put on hold!

Description: The power of paws is a great way to avoid stress and being pressured into making bad decisions!

Description: Show you mastery of modern magic!

Description: Always use the right tool to get the job done!

Description: A simple integral to define the meaning of life.

Description: Are you man enough for this?

Description: Of course, logically, this is not a question. The only choice is to beer!

Description: Power to the Engineers!

Description: Sure embellishments were made, but this little guy is ready to dedicate some of his waking time to serve!

Description: Sometimes a friendly reminder is needed

Description: Fun fact: koalas outrank Sloths as being lazy. They can sleep up to 22 hours a day!

Description: How a prism breaks up light based on the wavelength works very differently for some people.

Description: It is 4:20 and you don't want to miss this call!

Description: Hold on, I really need to take this call!

Description: The resistance is always out there!

Description: This is one call you never want to miss!

Description: Do you have what it takes to be bigger than Cribble?

Description: fun fact: When you digest asparagus, asparagusic acid gets broken down into sulfur-containing byproducts. Sulfur does not tend to be pleasant for most.

Description: How to teach someone to fish in the modern era

Description: I am pretty sure this knowledge was passed down by ancient aliens

Description: A sign that contrary or opposite forces are actually interconnected.

Description: An eloquent way to tell someone to f-off

Description: Fun Fact: A review of Voyager II data revealed that Uranus is in fact leaking gas.

Description: Another fun fact!