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Description: It jaggles corn - i don't know what else you want from me.

Description: I drew pants. These are pants. Enjoy pants.

Description: Tod "Broc" Fitsimmons has a urinary tract infection. Please wear this shirt to help support his medical bills.

Description: 👽 Embrace the Extraterrestrial with the "Aliens Are Dope" Tee! 👽 Unearth the truth with our exclusive "Aliens Are Dope" T-shirt, featuring the legendary Grusch testifying in the hallowed halls of Congress! This one-of-a-kind design is a cosmic celebration of intergalactic awesomeness, perfect for believers and alien enthusiasts alike.

Description: Are you ready for tangy Pee Chips? The time is right for the flavors of Pee Chip tang in your clomping chompers. Deliver the sweet taste now for your masticating pleasure.

Description: Part corn dog, part hedgehog, all mystery. The Corngehog stares at you with ancient eyes that sparkle with forbidden secrets of the universe. Its origins are unknown - some say it evolved naturally deep in a State Fair dumpster.

Description: "I came here to melt faces and snack on shrimp - and I'm almost out of shrimp!" ~Tonny Mongbrok (Master of Shrimp Operations)

Description: Help your grandpa save precious items like VHS tapes of workouts he never did, various wires with out-of-date IEEE standards, and an entire collection of commemorative plates from QVC.

Description: Become a pro at ignoring your loved ones. Your indifference to others is your ticket to high scores!