Jaded Oddity

No Mosquitoes - (Tell Those Annoying Bugs To Stay Far Away) Make sure to get this on all your shirt for summer so those mosquitoes know they're not allowed and stay far far away and not sting you. 100% guaranteed*.

Cartoon Eyes 1 I bet you didn’t know you needed cartoon eyes on all your stuff. I love it when the light goes out in a cartoon but you can still see the eyes. How does that even work? People aren’t cats. Human eyes don’t even reflect light, let alone

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This catnip ain't shi... Aaaaand then it hits. Cat lovers will appreciate this meme.

Rainbow Sheeps (Is a Proud Sheep) Just a little sheep I drew and liked the sketch so I digitized it for you all. Then I made it GAY. Because of course I did.

Certifiably Batty Certifiably Batty Funny Animal Design Every been called batty, or batshit? I know I have. Join all of us certifiably batshit people with no shame because there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Works great for halloween or wildlife events. Try it on stickers to deck out your laptop or helmet.

Certifiably Batty Certifiably Batty Funny Animal Design Every been called batty, or batshit? I know I have. Join all of us certifiably batshit people with no shame because there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Works great for halloween or wildlife events. Try it on stickers to deck out your laptop or helmet.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Plump Cat Get yourself one of these kitty cats, we have, tabbies, Siamese, calico, etc. Get one to match your own kitty or collect one of each. Really good for t-shirts and stickers to give your cat lover friends. Do you have a cat? I have a black cat named 13.

Dragon Lover Emblem I made this specifically with a lover group of dragon lovers in mind. If you love dragons, or anything dragon-related, this is great for you whether it's proudly work on a shirt or discreetly stuck to your laptop on a sticker. This lovely portrait of a reptilian monster wants to come home with you.

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

Budgies are the smallest parrot and they're also super adorable. I made for cartoon budgies so I could have fun making them in a bunch of the colour variations breeding these parrots have created. How many unique birds can we get?

I had stopped painting because acrylic is so massy and having to set up your pallet, then put away all the paint tubes and clean off the palette is just too many steps! Anyways I do arts and craft with a woman who has intellectual disabilities and we did some watercolour with those hard little pellets. It's almost 0 clean up, I loved it! So I got myself a cheap one. The top is with her supplies, the bottom is with a cheap pallet from the dollar store. Nothing too hard or too fancy but I love how it turned out.

Yellow Headed Amazon Parrot This was inspired by a parrot I met that sand Old MacDonald and said Oh My God! What a cool little guy he was. So I drew this yellow headed amazon in cartoon style to commemorate this fun bird memory. But you don't have to take my word for it you can see and hear it for yourself here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmj5Gr-5iTs

Black Cat With Rainbow Pride Flag Photo A little sneak peak into a cat's life. This furry kitty is showing their support with the rainbow pride flag! Great gift for your furry friends or cat owners.

NIGHT OWL Are you a DAY BIRD or NIGHT OWL? This is the perfect gift for those friends who always seem up be awake during the wee hours of the night while most people are sound asleep. Bonus points if they're a bird lover like me! Personally, I am a sloth, always tired, no matter when I sleep.

Cat Paw – Black & White For your friend who only wears black but also loves cats.

Something seems...fishy... Great if you have a sense of humor or a fishy vibe. Even better for professional fishers or people that go fishing just for fun.

NOTE: The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo is in the PUBLIC DOMAIN. Therefore it is legal to use and modify it for commercial purposes. This idea popped into my head and I had to run with it.

Does Not Listen Or Follow Directions We all know a cat like this, you know, because most cats are like this! But we are cat lovers and so we love them anyways, even if they don't listen. Great gift for any cat lover, especially crazy cat ladies (crazy cat men and crazy cat people of course)! Yes, you know who you are.

What are you still doing here? Order this design and then go touch some grass!!

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