johnsky93

Description: Long Story Short I Made Bail

Description: Gratitude Changes Everything

Description: I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude And I Got Caught Drinking On The Job

Description: I Bet Your Birthstone Is A Crack Rock

Description: All the girls at this party are younger hotter than me

Description: people say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day

Description: I want to be a schwa it's never stressed

Description: I want to be a schwa it's never stressed

Description: I want to be a schwa it's never stressed

Description: I'm Just Here To Pay For Everything

Description: I'm Just Here To Pay For Everything

Description: May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude

Description: May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude

Description: Are the Shades of Pemberley to Be Thus Polluted

Description: what excellent boiled potatoes it's been many years since i had such an exemplary vegetable

Description: what excellent boiled potatoes it's been many years since i had such an exemplary vegetable

Description: I don't have the talent of conversing easily with people i have never met before

Description: I Avoid Shit Because My Temper Can Go From 0 To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds

Description: If you're not outraged you're not paying attention quote

Description: If you're not outraged you're not paying attention quote

Description: I Came, I saw i forgot what i was doing. went back, got distracted and have no idea what’s going on. is this my cup? i have to pee

Description: I came i saw i forgot what i was doing

Description: I came i saw i forgot what i was doing.

Description: Don't make me have to go to confession

Description: don't make me have to go to confession

Description: too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip.

Description: i may not be a star but i sure am burning out

Description: i may not be a star but i sure am burning out

Description: Today I'm a Serious Goose

Description: too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip.

Description: too young to retire too poor to quit too fat to strip.

Description: I Can't Argue With My Husband He's Older Than me And Old People Don't Listen.

Description: I Can't Argue With My Husband He's Older Than me And Old People Don't Listen.

Description: I Can't Argue With My Husband He's Older Than me And Old People Don't Listen.

Description: They Mostly Come at Night

Description: They Mostly Come at Night