Slack Wyrm

Description: The love that dare not speak its name - Gorgon & dragon! Arbalast knows he shouldn't, but some temptations can only be beaten through submission.

Description: Ferragus dares to entertain the idea he might not have all the answers.

Description: Lord Edgegod's edgy t-shirt. A black t-shirt on a white t-shirt.

Description: Ghost-Guy may have time for you. Or maybe not!

Description: Flying in winter weather can be treacherous. Good thing Ferragus has a built-in defroster!

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm is full of friendly advice!

Description: Slack Wyrm has got his. Now you go get yours!

Description: Climate change is real and happening now! Here's the proof!

Description: Greatswords are great - Don't upgrade your PC, upgrade your melee weapon!

Description: Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Description: Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Description: Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

Description: Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Description: Linda Greenslime is a model worker. By that we mean she sits very still and does a very good imitation of working.

Description: Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Description: You never know when good things will happen!

Description: Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Description: Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Description: Ferragus often sees things that make him angry. Maybe you and him have that in common? If you are often annoyed at the behavior of those beneath you, then this design is for YOU!

Description: Slack Wyrm, Zizok and Ghost-Guy all know flying is better than walking. Rock this design and let the world see you know it too!

Description: The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Description: Have you ever felt nothing? Lord Edgegod feels nothing all the time. Here he is flying on the Edgeblade, off on another emotionless adventure. Just another day of mind-numbing existence!

Description: If you've ever wanted to get rich and famous without having to lift a bloody finger then you can relate to this design. Ferragus speaks for you!

Description: Ferragus muses on the eternal question - how do you do nothing but still somehow manage to get it all? If you've ever wondered this, then this design is for you!

Description: Ferragus reminisces on all the terrible things he's done. Ahhh, good times! Maybe you've done terrible things you remember fondly too? If so, this design is for you!

Description: Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Description: Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Description: Janet takes a break from captaining her ship to kick back on deck and enjoy a pitcher of mojitos.

Description: Here he is, the mightiest of all - Big Brucey the Emu King!

Description: It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

Description: It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Description: It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Description: Ferragus, Viktor and Sir Corpse enjoying some Christmas cheer. Is it vodka, or is it non-alcoholic eggnog? You decide!

Description: Everyone is a terrible person. The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can begin capitalizing on it.

Description: Slack Wyrm is sitting and looking at you. What is he thinking? What have you done to deserve his judgmental eye?

Description: Do you like cricket? Do you like Lizardman? Even if you answered no to both of these questions, this is still a cool design. You should get it.