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This is actually a phrase that I have heard from many of my friends that were unfortunate enough to have been incarcerated at one time or another, but it rings true for everyone.

With this shirt on, you are guaranteed to get some looks!

When what you really need a big cock, you're having a chicken emergency!

a few words from one of Danny Elfman's newest songs with a tribal skull background, as he has many tribal tattoos now.

Funny but in many ways true, tshirt stating why dogs are better than men.

like it owes you money! Funny shirt for your male friends to wear.

Sexy shirt for a sexy woman or anyone that loves sexy women!

Sexy woman in platinum

Sexy shirt for sexy women and those that love them.

Introducing the Platipuss line- short for platinum pussy.

Sativa 27% is a great level of THC to make people very friendly, make love not war!

The level and type of THC plant to make men very ..friendly.

Fictitious crypto for lovers of pitbulls! (NOTE: This is NOT a real crypto coin)

Two martinis with white lettering .

The Laughing Buddha, or the Fat Buddha, was a Zen monk called Budai who lived in China around the 10th century, meaning about 1.600 years after historical Buddha. Budai was a bold man with a big tummy, big smile, large ears, wearing a simple robe, prayer beads, and a large sack. He can often be found at Chinese food restaurants with many coins around him for good luck to those that throw them in.

Great gift idea for the kid whose dad surfs!

A shirt celebrating your survivor status!

A shirt letting everyone know how strong you are!

The entire state of Hawaii has the area code 808. Hawaii is known for it's beaches with their waves.

Let others know that one day, you're gonna be rich!

Funny shirt telling others to love you but from afar!

A shirt to tell everyone you still want to be loved, just not up close! Funny for in this time of social distancing.

A pretty polynesian canoe sailing.

This poor guy has obviously been traumatized. Do you have a friend that has this problem, on the natch? Great gift or for yourself!

beautiful girl with wild hair.

A funny vintage picture with a comical saying.

Suggestive fun shirt that will have people smiling at you all day!

A geisha girl discovering the joys of a smartphone.

Announce that you have arrived and now, whoever was lucky enough to get 3 wishes, has gotten their first one, YOU!

A list of the best surfspots on the Big Island of Hawaii!! Original artwork.

Funny tee with a squirrel warning!

Fun tee describing your feelings for the day!

Fun tee describing your feelings for the day!

Star Wars fan? Dog lover? Here's a shirt to celebrate both! Funny shirt of pug that looks like Jabba the Hut.

Fun tee describing how you're feeling!

Variation of "when life gives you lemons" because they have the same letters in them!