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Arkham Yacht Club T-Shirt
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Description: Located on the south bank of the Miskatonic River, the Arkham Yacht Club has been part of East Massachusetts sailing since 1808. Show your deep support of the regatta today!

Tags: arkham, boating, call of cthulhu, humor, lovecraft

Arkham Yacht Club T-Shirt

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Straight Outta Dunwich T-Shirt
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Description: Get down with the Heavy-C! Straight Outta Dunwich

Tags: horror, mythos, straight outta, straight outta dunwich, call of cthulhu

Straight Outta Dunwich T-Shirt

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Cute-uluhu Dreams! T-Shirt
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Description: Do you have a baby elder god or just feel like one? This shirt is for you! Change the horror of the Great Cthulhu to peaceful dreaming! Introduce your child to the works of HP Lovecraft with this fanciful design or show off your props! Our design includes Cthulhu, the Elder Sign and Yog Sothoth!

Tags: fhtagn, horror, cthulu, fun, miskatonic

Cute-uluhu Dreams! T-Shirt

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Sexy Cthulhu Mud Flap Girl T-Shirt
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Description: We want this design in REAL CHROME! 😁

Tags: call of cthulhu, dagon, deep one, funny, girl

Sexy Cthulhu Mud Flap Girl T-Shirt

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har akvavit? T-Shirt

Description: En parodi pΓ₯ klassikeren "har melk?" kampanje!

Tags: drinking, nordic, norway, aquavit, akvavit

har akvavit? T-Shirt

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DOT Semi-Official Alcoholic Beverages Signage T-Shirt
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Description: Looks official, don't it? Well, replace the word "Alcoholic Beverages" with "Flammable" and it would be! You've seen this kind of sign on Semi's and liquid storage tanks, the number 3065 indicates the transportation and storage of alcoholic beverages. A Class 3 Flammable liquid and if ya don't believe me, look it up! (http://environmentalchemistry.com/yogi/chemicals/cn/Alcoholic%A0beverages.html) A fun t-shirt at bar! We I designed this sign years ago and it has always been one of our favorites!

Tags: humor, flame, funny, college, 3065
Marshington Redfeathers T-Shirt
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Description: This is a throwback parody for a football team on another Earth. Which Earth? It's only known as Duckworld and a Duck named Howard was transported from his hometown in Marshington to a world he never made!

Tags: comic books, duck, fan, football, funny

Marshington Redfeathers T-Shirt

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I β™‘ Hell's Kitchen T-Shirt
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Description: Subtle and straight forward, our "I (heart) Hell's Kitchen" tee is a parody of the iconic "I Love New York" with a splash of the Devil of Hell's Kitchen!

Tags: comic, superhero, marvel, matt, 199999

I β™‘ Hell's Kitchen T-Shirt

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Uff Da! T-Shirt
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Description: Uff Da. A common scandihoovian phrase made even funnier when it comes from lil' Enchantress when she missed hitting Thor with a magical love luifsk!

Tags: enchantress, norsk, norway, scandihoovian, norwegian

Uff Da! T-Shirt

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Germaine! T-Shirt
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Description: "Tell 'em Chi!" "Tao cΓ‘ vα»›i mαΊ₯y nΔƒm ngΓ n con cΓ‘ Jermaine sαΊ½ giαΊΏt con cΓ‘ cα»§a mαΊ₯y!"

Tags: pam, siamese fighting fish, fighting fish, underground, chi

Germaine! T-Shirt

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Poovey Farms Racing T-Shirt
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Description: Pam Poovey is "Shiro Kabocha," bad-ass right hand drive drift car racer! If you don't watch Archer, you have absolutely no idea what this is all about but isn't the logo awesome!

Tags: drift car, pam, poovey farms racing, drift racing, mr moto

Poovey Farms Racing T-Shirt

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You're Not My Supervisor! T-Shirt
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Description: What more is there to add except maybe gun fire…

Tags: funny saying, humor, charline, funny quote, funny

You're Not My Supervisor! T-Shirt

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Just Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said T-Shirt
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Description: There's a quote from Archer that actually makes this a better shirt: "Man, I gotta start going to that gypsy!"

Tags: cheryl, lana, pac man jones, fx, fxx

Just Like the Old Gypsy Woman Said T-Shirt

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Does Internet Porn Know You're Cheating On It? T-Shirt
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Description: "I've been up here the whole time... having some phone sex. Just jackin' it... on the telephone..."

Tags: e10, el secuestro, s2, phone sex, cyril figgis
To the Danger Zone! T-Shirt
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Description: When you think of the Highway to the Danger Zone, do think of Archer? Cherlene? Kenny Loggins? Top Gun? We think of Road Signs because we're weird like that!

Tags: highway, the danger zone, highway to the danger zone, lana, road signs

To the Danger Zone! T-Shirt

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Hipster Cave Callbacks! T-Shirt
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Description: I Lβ™‘VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

Tags: cave, hipster, mystery science theatre 3000, 3000, tom

Hipster Cave Callbacks! T-Shirt

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Mitchell! T-Shirt
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Description: Our Mitchell poster, with cut images and reviews! Leonard Maltin gave it 2Β½ stars…

Tags: crow, tom servo, joel hodgson, mitchell, hamdingers

Mitchell! T-Shirt

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New Petitions Against Tax T-Shirt
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Description: Watch old movies and actually READ those newspapers (you have a pause button) to see this column fill on LOTS of papers. Ed Wood used this often…

Tags: classic, classic movies, funny, humor, movie

New Petitions Against Tax T-Shirt

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Glen the Battle Ostrich T-Shirt

Description: "Stale pastry is hollow succor to a man who is bereft of ostrich." Word.

Tags: glen, battle ostrich, world of warcraft, wow, sheldon cooper

Glen the Battle Ostrich T-Shirt

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I Paused My Game For This? T-Shirt
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Tags: gamer gift, text, geek, gaming, gamer

I Paused My Game For This? T-Shirt

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Game Over T-Shirt
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Description: I'm a fan of 8-bit art. To show not just the futility of war (or worse, nuclear war) but to show how out-of-date the concept should be, let's flashback to the fear of the 1980s and tie it into the game culture of the time. Does it get the point across?

Tags: world war iii, atomic, nuclear, global thermonuclear war, game over

Game Over T-Shirt

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Network 23 T-Shirt
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Description: if you were a proto-cyberpunk in the mid '80s, you watched Max Headroom. If you were a media geek, you latched on to Network 23... well, and Big Time Television!

Tags: cyberpunk, retro, 80s, distressed, network 23

Network 23 T-Shirt

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Obey Consume Submit We Sleep They Live (Dark Shirts) T-Shirt
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Description: Our impulses are being redirected. We are living in an artificially induced state of consciousness that resembles sleep The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are nonexistent. They have created a repressive society, and we are their unwitting accomplices. Their intention to rule rests with the annihilation of consciousness. We have been lulled into a trance. They have made us indifferent to ourselves, to others. We are focused only on our own gain. Please understand. They are safe as long as they are not discovered. That is their primary method of survival. Keep us asleep, keep us selfish, keep us sedated. We sleep, they live.

Tags: roddy piper, nada, john carpenter, keith david, sleep
Obey Consume Submit We Sleep They Live (Light Shirts) T-Shirt T-Shirt
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Description: Our impulses are being redirected. We are living in an artificially induced state of consciousness that resembles sleep The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are nonexistent. They have created a repressive society, and we are their unwitting accomplices. Their intention to rule rests with the annihilation of consciousness. We have been lulled into a trance. They have made us indifferent to ourselves, to others. We are focused only on our own gain. Please understand. They are safe as long as they are not discovered. That is their primary method of survival. Keep us asleep, keep us selfish, keep us sedated. We sleep, they live.

Tags: roddy piper, keith david, john carpenter, obey, nada
Thorn Industries (Omen II) T-Shirt
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Description: This is the logo for Thorn Industries from the 1978 film "Damien: Omen II. I made it distressed, since the logo is over 35 years old! My goal was to make it look like a well loved exercise shirt, hence making the default shirt being Heather Grey. I did this design for my better half, who is a huge fan of the Omen

Tags: thorn, omen ii, exercise, fitness, workout

Thorn Industries (Omen II) T-Shirt

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In Soviet Russia, Zero Divides By You! T-Shirt
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Description: Not a direct quote by Yakov but a Yakov Smimoff joke none the less! BTDub: Yakov is one of our favorite comics to this day! Follow him on the Twitter: @Yakov_Smirnoff and tell him you love him! :D

Tags: joke, night court, humor, ussr, yakov

In Soviet Russia, Zero Divides By You! T-Shirt

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Expendability T-Shirt
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Description: Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky beam down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back?

Tags: quote, word, parody, inspirational, security

Expendability T-Shirt

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*doink doink!* T-Shirt
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Description: Dann Florek (Captain Donald Cragen from the original Law and Order & SVU) said in a commercial for SVU that the sound at the intro and breaks is called the *doink-doink!* We thought that would make a cool t-shirt! How about you? :D

Tags: mystery, svu, humor, fan, law and order series

*doink doink!* T-Shirt

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Friends Help You Move - Real Friend Help You Bodies T-Shirt
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Description: The quote on the shirt isn't enough? 🀣

Tags: bodies, funny, inspirational, moving, murder
Fnord. T-Shirt
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Description: You must disguise the chemtrail immediately and report to Melania Trump! Fnord.

Tags: lone gunmen, x files, lovecraft, steve jackson games, funny

Fnord. T-Shirt

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Punk's Not Dead - It's In A Coma T-Shirt
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Description: Oy. The shirt says it all! 🀣

Tags: 1970s retro, music, retro, 70s retro, rock

Punk's Not Dead - It's In A Coma T-Shirt

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US Highway Route 420 T-Shirt
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Description: Yes, someone is selling a Route 420 metal road sign but don't you wanna wear it on your shirt? ...or have it on a reusable tote, pillow, laptop cozy, car magnet or sticker? Yeah you do! ;P

Tags: marajuana, pot, route, ganja, us

US Highway Route 420 T-Shirt

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US Highway Route 420 T-Shirt
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Description: Yes, someone is selling a Route 420 metal road sign but don't you wanna wear it on your shirt? ...or have it on a reusable tote, pillow, laptop cozy, car magnet or sticker? Yeah you do! ;P

Tags: cannabis, mmj, sign, road sign, pot

US Highway Route 420 T-Shirt

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Bang Head T-Shirt
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Description: We've all seen this. Well, here it is on a shirt! My Bang Head Sign, lovingly remastered using beautiful, state of 1987 vector graphics, an homage to the long lost creator of this gif from the early days of the interweb thingie, when we used nothing more than a series of tubes! Enjoy!

Tags: head, sign, pound, ouch, bang

Bang Head T-Shirt

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You Must Be This Tall T-Shirt
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Description: A friend to mine had this tattoo on her belly. This will save you a lot of pain and let people know that You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride! Works great as a "wet" t-shirt! 😜

Tags: dirty, forward, height, humor, ladies

You Must Be This Tall T-Shirt

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Waifu Material Uniform - Color T-Shirt
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Description: For some reason "waifu" seems to be a trend. Silly, fun and somewhat adult!

Tags: adult, anime, anime girls, anime lover, cute

Waifu Material Uniform - Color T-Shirt

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