Legit Hooligan

It's summer time! Time to give them doggies their favorite skateboards and watch them cruise!

Wait for it, work for it, and hope for it. Things will surely work out, and finally. it will all make sense someday...

Trusty six-shooters are the true choice of any wild west outlaw!

Hello there! It's a fine day with you around! And guess what friend, you just made my day! Now smile with me!

Well, the Dolphin's had enough of you for a day. No way man, no flipping way, he says!

Fuck this drama! Screw it all, I'm out!

I'm feeling blessed, all day, every day...

I burn, but I rise again. You can't keep me down, because I'm more phoenix than woman...

First you bring them in, dazzle them and awe them, and then wow them...

As they say in Sri Lanka, if you have nothing better to do, why don't you get a wife and make children!

Why do we even need a list for top kings of Rock and Roll when we already know who the boss is? Of course it's Sisyphus!

Okay everyone, heads up! It's time to leave earth behind, and we're going to space!

Each day, try to live free, and try to live easy!

Its a lonely, sad, depressed life. Maybe something will help me forget all of this.

Life goes on, and it's not gonna stop, from the day we're born till the day we die. Let's make it through the rat race, the insanity, one day at a time...

You know what, that's it, keep your planet! I'm going back to Mars, for good!

Live your life to the fullest, and then maybe you'll feel like everyday is a holiday!

Seriously though, I'm not racist, not at all. As a matter of fact, I love all races. Except marathons though. Fuck marathons, and fuck running!

Get ready to be entertained, because it's show time!

I will fight for cookies and I will die for cookies. Especially if it's the last cookie!

Let's go and plunder our hearts out, like the hearty pirates we are!

Zombie? Nah, not anymore! We actually prefer the term "differently dead" or "alternatively alive"

There's no point in simply working for the weekend, week after week. Instead, work for a better, happy, stable life...

Get onto your bikes and grab those handlebars tight, because where we're going, we don't need no roads!

Let me tell you something about me. I'm nowhere near perfect. However, I'm not terrible, but I'm not that great either. What you see is what you'll get!

The human evolution took place just as expected, until they strapped a jetpack to their back and attacked back!

It's all about trying to fit in, and find out where you belong. Maybe this time, this year, everything will work out as you planned, and all the puzzle piece would fall into place...

Respawn, restart from checkpoint, and try again!

Well, guess we all better buckle up and listen to what corrupted politicians and their children say now, right?

Sometimes I feel that I am more wolf than woman...

Guess I'm finally tired of giving a damn. From now Ion, I'm just gonna pretend like I care...

You look like you need to be saved, so come with me if you want to live, or have my babies...

Uh oh, someone's gonna get beheaded today! Well, heads up, and don't say I didn't warn you!

Zombie? Nah, not anymore! I actually prefer the term "differently dead" or "alternatively alive"

I know life sometimes gets me down. But that's fine, and I know I'll be OK. I'm as happy as I can be...

You know what they say, home is where the coffin is, far away from all the angry mobs and garlic and crucifixes!