Life Mottos

Description: Unicorn-poodle. Why not? They've created every other kind of doodle!

Description: inspired by the many combinations of poodles + other dogs.

Description: Inspired by the new Addams Family generation, Wednesday Addams.

Description: inspired by taylor swift's song of fate that entwines two souls long before they even knew each other. <3

Description: "We all need the odd treat or life becomes dull." Philosophies of Tricki Woo.

Description: Taylor's ghost sings: "It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me."

Description: Inspired by Virginia Woolf. A century after she wrote this line, sadly still true.

Description: The invasion of Ukraine is a way against all who believe in democracy and humanity. I (the designer) will donate all proceeds from sales of this shirt that go to me (I get about 10%), to a Syracuse, NY-based Ukrainian refugee support organization.

Description: Plan ahead for the New Year and next 20 years... buy vintage new! Consider it vintage futurism.

Description: the earth is their galaxy and they are the guardians. love bees.

Description: inspired by the phrase "jump the shark" that originated in an episode of Happy Days when Fonzi water skies over a shark... in the age of global warming, never know what could be on the ski slopes!

Description: What's better than ice cream and cash? Uncle Joe with ice cream and cash!

Description: inspired by the joy and commitment of bakers everywhere!

Description: inspired by the barnard slogan "bold. beautiful. barnard." replaced one word to better reflect the current student body at barnard college.

Description: inspired by the barnard slogan "bold. beautiful. barnard." replaced one word to better reflect the current student body at barnard college.

Description: an adaptation of barnard college's slogan. updated to better reflect the ideals of current barnard students.

Description: inspired by taylor swift's lyrical way of making a common phrase special.

Description: inspired by the 1960s plea for peace but adapted to today's challenges.

Description: inspired by uncle joe, the senator, president, resident of Delaware, aviator sunglasses wearer, ice cream love, and always a bit off color guy.

Description: inspired by the long song of fate, parks, and invisible strings

Description: inspired by taylor's song of love, fate, gold leaves and invisible strings.

Description: Inspired by film noir's iconic femme fatale.

Description: Inspired by yack rock...listen all year long!

Description: Inspired by all the cool black cats out there who are just misunderstood.

Description: Inspired by all the cool black cats out there that are just misunderstood. <3

Description: Inspired by the many lovable black cats in the world who are misunderstood!

Description: Inspired by all the lovable black cats out there that are misunderstood. :(

Description: what kind of car does a sheep like to drive? answer: a lamgborghini high-end design for bad dad jokes.

Description: Why do cows wear bells? Answer: because their horns don't work.

Description: What do you call a pile of cats? - Answer: a meow-ntain

Description: how can you tell it's a dogwood tree? answer: the bark high-end design for bad dad jokes

Description: what kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? answer: loafers high-design for bad dad jokes

Description: what do you call two octopuses that look alike? answer: itenticles high-design for bad dad jokes

Description: what does a house wear? answer: address high-end design for bad dad jokes

Description: Inspired by emails, texts, posts when people finally stop trying to say *something* and just admit defeat in conversation.

Description: Eat nugs not drugs! Chicken nugs, that is!