LitThread Apparel

Description: The difference punctuation makes: A woman without her man is nothing. VERSUS A woman: without her, man is nothing. Ladies! This is a short for you! Show those men we are smarter and more capable then they are!

Description: Hipsters are what happen when you tell every child that they are special!

Description: The only reason Santa is so damn jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live!

Description: BEWARE Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot.

Description: They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I prefer to go straight through the chest.

Description: I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem going out the same way!

Description: Never mistake my silence for weakness... Nobody plans a murder out loud!

Description: A simple comma can save a life! Take a look: Let's eat Grandma! VERSUS Let's eat, Grandma!

Description: "I hated cops before it was cool!"

Description: Someday you will go far! I just hope you stay there!

Description: Well... That's not a good sign...

Description: Alcohol! Because no good story ever started with a salad!

Description: Proof that the English language is crazy

Description: It's been one of those days for, like, 3 years now....

Description: Irony is when someone writes "your an idiot".

Description: I Like to Think Outside the Quadrilateral Parallelogram!

Description: An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!